Movies, According To Me
An old man makes a new type of zoo with the help of a dead bug, but the animals didn't want to be petted.
Jurassic Park
After mating, this female insect often eats the male.
Praying Mantis
This animal does NOT have a three-second memory.
Goldfish
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me..."
"...I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
This purple dragon sets out to collect gems and save the dragon realm with his friend Sparx.
Spyro
Four unemployed guys fight the god of destruction in downtown NYC.
Ghostbusters
This organ can regenerate back to its original size even after 75-80% has been removed.
The liver
Commonly believed to only strike the same place once.
Lightening
"A singer in a smoky room..."
"... the smell of wine and cheap perfume"
In this classic Nintendo game, you play as the sci-fi bounty hunter Samus Aran battling space pirates.
Metroid
A mentally disabled man runs across America after his girlfriend leaves him.
Forrest Gump
This everyday bodily function becomes much messier in space because the lack of gravity prevents the stomach from separating gases and liquids.
Burping
This animal, commonly referred to as blind, can in fact see, with the "mega" variety having better vision than humans in most conditions.
Bats
"I mean, technically our marriage is saved..."
"...well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne"
In this game, a grumpy smuggler escorts a teenage girl across post-apocalyptic America while trying not to be eaten.
The Last of Us
A writer takes his family on a trip to a creepy hotel, but turns into a real red flag before doing his best impersonation of a popsicle at the end.
the Shining
This animal has three hearts, blue blood, and can change both their color and skin texture.
Octopuses
This man is widely believed to have invented the light bulb but actually took the work of four scientists before him to create what we use today.
Thomas Edison
"He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin now..."
"The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow"
Despite the name, this series has produced more than a dozen mainline games, usually involving magic, summons, giant swords, and characters with deep-seated trauma.
Final Fantasy
A barefoot cop visits his wife at work but has to explore the building's vents when the party gets crashed.
Die Hard
This planet's days are longer than its year. (Takes more time to make one full rotation than to orbit the Sun)
Venus
A penny dropped from this building is commonly believed to reach a terminal velocity high enough to kill a person on the sidewalk below.
The Empire State Building
"I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt..."
"...I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now"
In this game, you can fight dragons, shout people off cliffs, steal cheese, or join a guild without ever having completed a main story quest.
Skyrim