Gland?
Control has been given to the master
What is the Pituitary Gland?
Too little ADH
What is Diabetes Insipidus?
Hypomagnesium
What is less than 1.3 meq/L?
They say milk produces strong bones
What is the Parathyroid Hormone?
HCO3
22-26
If not for the letter T, I would be nothing
What is the Thyroid Gland?
Myxedema Coma
What is Hypo thyroid?
Hypercalcemia
What is greater than 10.2 mg/dL?
Think Ill make a man today.
What is Testosterone?
PaCo2
35-45 mm Hg
I honestly can't tell if it's night or day.
What is the Pineal Gland?
There's just to much circulating Cortisol.
What is Cushing's Syndrome?
Hypokalemia
What is less than 3.5 mEq/L?
I just can't seem to catch my breath.
What is Adrenaline?
BUN
1-20 mg/100ml
I can make Giants.
What is the Anterior Pituitary Gland?
Why are my eyes bulging out of my head?
What is Grave's Disease?
Hyponatremia
What is less than 135 meq/L?
My plasma & urine is getting to crowded
What are glucocorticoids, mineralcorticoids, and androgens?
Total Protein
6-8g/100ml
I have eaten entirely to much
What is the Pancreas?
Decrease in all the corticosteroids
What is Addison's Disease?
Hyperphosphatemia
What is greater than 4.5mg/dl?
It's so hot, or is it me
What is estrogen?
Creatnine
What is 0.7-1.4mg/100