This anomaly is a sentient creature who exudes good vibes and your most favourite smells, and really loves a good tickle!
SCP-999
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"The Tickle Monster"
Affectionately titled "The Peanut," this anomalous sculpture has a murderous streak when it isn't being directly observed
SCP-173
AKA
"The Sculpture"
This anomaly is one very grumpy reptile. Intra-office bulletins often liken him as 'Simply too angry to die.' This anomaly takes up the largest chunk of Foundation funding.
SCP-682
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"The Hard To Destroy Reptile"
This XK-Class "End of the World" anomaly, one of very few Apollyon classes, has made the planet uninhabitable and openly hostile to all life. Do not travel without thick clothes covering every inch of your body. Do not make a sound. Find your way to Site-19 for safe haven
"When Day Breaks"
This person of interest is a researcher within the SCP foundation caught somewhere between an existential nightmare and wacky hijinx. The foundation staff room is littered with a long list of things this individual is no longer allowed to do, in order to keep the staff safe and working optimally.
"Dr. Jack Bright"
This anomaly is able to take photographs that portray the subjects inner most desires or whims
SCP-978
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"The Desire Camera"
This anomaly is psychically able to tell when anyone views its face from anywhere in the world, and he doesn't take lightly to it
SCP-096
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"The Shy Guy"
This anomaly is exceptionally deadly, although only becomes active once every few months. Telltale signs of his impending rampage include a dark viscous liquid, and the invention of a device known as 'The Femur Breaker'
SCP-106
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"The Old Man"
This safe-class anomaly was the supposed reason the foundation was created, to safeguard our world and humanity from this multidimensional ruling figure. Research lead by Dr. Montauk
"The Scarlet King"
This group of interest is the antithesis to all that the SCP foundation stands for, looking to use anomalies in a conquest to overthrow and rule the world
"The Chaos Insurgency"
This anomaly is a strong reality warper that alters the world as he sees fit, as he claimed to be the creator of all of life and the universe
SCP-343
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"God"
This Euclid-class anomaly has a dream of ridding the world of the pestilence, and will spend his days researching this cure
SCP-049
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"The Plague Doctor"
This cognitohazardous anomaly is a lake, or a collective consciousness surrounding the lake, that urges people to swim in it
SCP-2316
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"The Bodies In The Water"
This anomaly stands over 1,000 feet tall and is said to be a creation of SCP-343. The anomaly seems humanoid in shape, with a sword that can emit plumes of fire over 5,778 kelvin. This anomaly utters the word "Prepare," although exactly for what is still unknown
"The Gate Guardian"
This group of machine-revering evangelists believe that the destroyed remnants of their god "Mekhane" are still present in our planet, and it is their goal to see their God reborn
"The Church of the Broken God"
Furry Bait
SCP-1471
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"MalO ver1.0.0"
This anomaly is a large, complex device that is capable of breaking down items, or improving them in sometimes unpredictable ways, depending on its current setting
SCP-914
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"The Clockworks"
This anomaly is a chain store believed to span the multiverse, with unknowing shoppers becoming trapped within its labarynthine walls for years. At least the meatballs are good!
SCP-3008
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"The Infinite Ikea"
This anomalous being has been touted as the greatest warrior the world has ever known, and isn't capable of permanent death, instead returning to his stone sarcophagi upon being fatally wounded where he can lie dormant for months or years before re-emerging and killing all within his path
SCP-076-2
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"Able"
This anomaly was the first captured by the foundation, before it became the foundation that we know today. The vaguely humanoid entity has sharp claws and emits highly concentrated beams of radiation from its mouth. Containment includes the use of bright strobe lights to disorient the creature
"The Prototype"
This person of interest is believed to themselves be an anomaly, with a penchant for creating anomalies to entertain the children of the world
"Dr. Wondertainment"
This anomaly is a medicine that is capable of curing any and all known diseases, injuries or ailments, from cancer to a broken femur, and even anomalous diseases.
SCP-500
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"Panacaea"
This anomalous location seems to go on forever in utter darkness and fills its victims with uncontrollable paranoia and dread. At least you're alone. Or, so you think.
SCP-087
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"The Endless Stairwell"
This bizzare anomaly is... not a sphere. We think. It is not known who acquired it or from where. Or what its physical appearance is, if it has one.
SCP-055
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"The Anti-Meme" or "The Self-Keeping Secret"
This anomaly is the only one of its kind to receive the "Unecessary" object class. It details an XK-Class End of the World Scenario that all begins and ends with flowers
"The World's Gone Beautiful"
This group of interest provides anomalous experiences to the highest bidder
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