This is why I am the way I am.
Testing, 1..2..3..
Fix it Felix!
Feed me, Seymour!
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
100

The symptoms are: diaphoretic, tachycardic, hypertensive, and having "crushing" chest pain that's lasted almost 40 minutes with no relief. 

What is myocardial infarction?

100

I will give you the most accurate results when testing for acute pancreatitis. 

What is trypsin?

100

These medications will help decrease the imbalance between myocardial oxygen supply and demand by decreasing afterload and heart rate in myocardial infarction. 

What are beta blockers?

100

This is the diet recommended for people with acute pancreatitis. 

What is bowel rest?

100

This complicates heart failure by squeezing the heart. 

What is cardiac tamponade?
200

The symptoms are: nocturnal paroxysmal dyspnea, frothy sputum, orthopnea, dyspnea, and wheezing. 

What is left sided heart failure?

200

Check me before initiating TPA, you may need me later...

What is type and cross?

200

This is what medication class I would give a patient to decrease their preload while they're in heart failure. 

What is diuretics?

200

A patient who has had an MI is in this nutritional state. 

What is hypermetabolic? 

200

A serious complication of ischemic bowel disease that can cause peritonitis and be deadly. 

What is a bowel perforation?

300

Later symptoms can be described as labored shallow breathing, bradypnea, a weak thready pulse, and cool clammy skin. 

What is hypovolemic shock?

300

This lab is non-specific and indicates acute inflammation, and can show the risk of heart disease and inflammatory processes such as atherosclerosis. Failure to normalize may indicate ongoing damage to the heart tissue. 

What is the CRP? 

300

This is how long we have to wait before doing any invasive procedures after we administer TPA. 

What is 24 hours?

300

This is the type of feeding precaution required for stroke patients until they are assessed by speech therapy. 

What are aspiration precautions?

300

This complication of portal hypertension occurs without pre-existing renal failure. 

What is hepatorenal syndrome?

400

The symptoms are: intermittent bleeding, hematochezia, fever, and abdominal pain.

What is ischemic bowel disease?

400

Essential for clotting, but portal hypertension causes a decrease, increasing the risk for bleeding. 

What is fibrinogen?

400

These two medications are indicated to treat portal hypertension. 

What is propranolol and isosorbide?
400

This is where we like to feed the patient with acute pancreatitis when we can feed them enterally. 

What is past the ligament of treitz, in the jejunum?
400

These three complications of acute pancreatitis can occur 4 weeks after the episode. 

What is peripancreatic fluid collections, abscesses, and necrosis?

500

Symptoms of this complication include diffuse abdominal pain, increased ascites, fever, and progressive encephalopathy. 

What is spontaneous bacterial peritonitis?

500

Consider checking these labs when taking care of a patient with heart blocks. 


CMP (electrolytes) and cardiac markers (CKMB, troponin)

500

The ultimate treatment for a 3rd degree AV block. 

What is a permanent pacemaker?
500

Patients with heart failure should stick to this amount of fluid restriction daily. 

What is 2 liters?

500

A complication of both hypovolemic and septic shock. 

What is MODS?