Skills
Urinary
Neuro
GI
Dad Jokes
200

This is put on first when donning PPE.

What is a gown?

200
This is the amount of ml in an oz when calculating intake and output.

What is 30ml?

200

A patient sees this person after a stroke to assist with weakness in the lower extremities.

Who is a physical therapist?

200

Jello, apple juice, and broth are all examples of this type of diet.

What are clear liquids?

200

The reason why 6 was afraid of 7.

What is because 7, 8, 9?

400
This skill is the number prevention for the spread of infection.

What is handwashing?

400

The process of removing excess water, solutes, and toxins from the blood utilizing an arteriovenous fistula.

What is hemodialysis?

400

This is when a patient has difficulty swallowing after a stroke.

What is dysphagia?

400

This is where bile is stored after it is produced in the liver.

What is the gallbladder?

400
This is what the buffalo said when his son left for school.

What is bison?

600

Prior to administering medication, the nurse must do this to ensure the right person.

What are two patient identifiers?

600

This is a unique symptom of a urinary tract infection that effects the elderly.

What is confusion?

600

This is the priority assessment for a patient with head trauma.

What is level of consciousness?

600

Unwashed vegetables and contaminated food can spread this hepatitis virus.

What is Hepatitis A?

600
He was the roundest knight.

Who is Circumference?

800

An unconscious patient should be placed in this position prior to oral care.

What is side-lying?

800

CT dye places a patient at risk for this urinary disorder.

What is an acute kidney injury?

800

This is a speech sound disorder resulting from neurological injury of the motor component of the motor–speech system.

What is dysarthria?

800

Too much of this common medication can cause hepatotoxicity.

What is acetaminophen?

800

This is the reason the chicken laid an egg. 

What is because?

1000

After donning sterile gloves and cleaning the patient, the nurse should do this prior to inserting a urinary catheter.

What is lubricate the catheter?

1000

This diverts urine outside the body through a stoma when the bladder is removed.

What is an ileal conduit?

1000

A dangerous syndrome involving an overreaction of the autonomic nervous system that causes a sudden and severe rise in blood pressure after a spinal cord injury.

What is autonomic dysreflexia?

1000

This condition is commonly caused by a gall stone stuck in the bile duct.

What is acute pancreatitis?

1000

This is what the fish said when he ran into the wall.

What is dam?