Bday Boi
Can Conrey bench his own body weight?
Probably not
"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?"
Kamala Harris
Luke's former favorite fast-casual foodery, well-known for giving discounts (and diarrhea) to first responders
Chipotle
Better known by their nicknames, this duo could alternatively be known as Terry & Vicky
Tess & Tory
This natural wonder of the world is the largest single structure made of living organisms
Great Barrier Reef
In his younger days, Conrey raced through the estuary with this crew team
Oakland Strokes
"Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINOR"
Kendrick Lamar (They Not Like Us)
An unlikely combination made famous by a 2019 Lair Reunion cocktail party; a pastry that pairs well with a popular adult beverage
Whiteclaws & Bearclaws
In an odd turn of events, Ginz and a famous rapper share this nickname
Snoop
In a strange coincidence, this name applies to both kangaroo babies and one of the Friends
Joey
This high-flying mascot represents Conrey's alma mater, Miami of Ohio
Swoop the Redhawk
"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"
Both Luke and MacGruber made this exclamation at climactic moments
"I'm gonna shoot!"
The birthday boy once dubbed his now longtime sweetheart this nickname after he helped her move
Box Chick
This massive sandstone monolith in the heart of the outback is considered sacred by the Anangu people
Uluru
Despite his vast experience with the outdoors, Conrey fears and detests this animal
Snakes
"You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang"
Haliey Welch
This grievous unforced error is all too common for Luke; it cost him a trip to the Snappa Tournament final in 2015
Sinking his own cup
Potter was given this nickname based on her caring demeanor and love of a certain breakfast cereal
Mama Coco Puffs
The longest barrier of its kind in the world, its purpose is to keep canine pests out
Dingo Fence
On his famous 30 mile birthday run, Conrey gave himself a golden shower this number of times
3
"Have you ever tried this one?"
Sabrina Carpenter
What does an assortment of appetizers have to do with a set of kitchen items? I don't know, but Luke can't stop confusing these two words
Charcuterie & Cutlery
Maria's former landlord and MLB legend Ricky Henderson was given this nickname for his super feats of quickness on the field
Man of Steal
This conflict may be the only military campaign against birds in which the birds won
Emu War