Objections On Direct
What did Ms. TweetyBird say to you?
Hearsay
Mr. Spongebob, you like working and jellyfish catching don't you?
Compound
Well, I left my house then I went to the Clam where I met Joe, Cleveland & Quagmire, then we went to the pudding billboard, which has actual pudding in it, then I climbed up the billboard, then I saw this kid and then I called the police.
Narrative
That's when the defendant said "My name is Olaf and I love warm hugs" before hugging her.
Party Opponent - Not Hearsay
This person has lived through many "Eras" including the current Travis Kelce Era.
Taylor Swift
Mr. Garfield, you like eating lasagna, don't you?
Leading
Ms. Elsa, you weren't there earlier, right?
Vague
Did I enter the building? Instead, let me tell you about my favorite fruits, in alphabetical order.
Non-responsive
As Kenny's head exploded, Kyle yelled "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Those bastards!"
Excited utterance
This person is gonna keep dancing at the Pink Pony Club, I guess it's a Femininomenon.
Chappell Roan
What was Pikachu thinking when it chose to use Thunderbolt?
Speculation
Do you really expect the jury to believe you only ate 1 cookie Mr. Cookie Monster?
Argumentative
I'm a car mechanic and I can confidently say that the defendant has a heart condition.
Lay opinion
The map on the back of the Declaration of Independence said "The treasure is buried here."
Ancient documents
Since 2013, this person has been Waiting All Day for Sunday Night, maybe it is still Before He Cheats.
Carrie Underwood
Your Honor, the state moves to enter these extremely grotesque photographs of the defendant that are only tangentially connected to the matter at hand.
More Prejudicial Than Probative
Once again, no one can corroborate your alibi on the night of the crime correct?
Asked and Answered
I know it is not in my witness statement but I saw and actively tried to stop Mr. Shepard from punching Mr. Steele but to no avail.
Unfair Extrapolation
Well, since he was shivering, his teeth were chattering and his skin was blue, I'd say Goofy was cold.
Rationally based perception
In 1982, this group blessed the rain down in Africa following through on their 1978 reminder to Hold the Line because Love isn't Always on Time
Toto
Now that we know the witness's name, the State moves to tender Robert Shepard as an expert on proper teaching strategies.
Lack of Foundation
Although the direct did not mention any negative attributes, you would agree that Mr. Lebel is a trustworthy individual, right?
Character Evidence
Seamus told me, Ron, that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid is look for you, Harry.
Hearsay within Hearsay
Since the prosecution mentioned that Mr. Shepard was mean to Ms. Crowley once, I would like to tell you all of the times Mr. Shepard was kind to me.
Opened Door
This group has made it clear who they want to spend their Time with when they Let Her Cry because they Only Wanna Be with You
Hootie & the Blowfish