World’s Worst “Hang”overs
The advanced surfing maneuver in which all of the surfer’s toes ride over the front of the board.
What is Hang Ten?
A vulgar way of describing a sexually promiscuous person.
What is a hoe?
This tradition originated as a distraction tactic in medieval Europe, because guests would rip parts of the bride’s dress and steal her flowers as good luck for the future.
What is tossing the bouquet?
This part of the brain is responsible for balance and coordination.
What is the cerebellum?
This man famously did not make it to 10pm at a Hathcoat wedding in July of 2025.
Who is Matt Roby?
Knackered
What is to be very tired?
Griffith Observatory, Pinnacles National Park, General Sherman Tree.
What is General Sherman Tree?
Major General Gordon Granger arrived in Galveston, Texas, enforcing what Abraham Lincoln Proclaimed 3 years earlier.
What is Juneteenth?
This female artist released Jagged Little Pill in 1995, a defining album of the decade.
Who is Alanis Morissette?
BIG AHH TREES
The closed structure used for parking all kinds of airplanes.
What is a hangar?
The Grim Reaper is traditionally carrying one of these, representing the reaping of souls.
What is a scythe?
This phrase for a groom-to-be originally referred to knights gathering for a final night of revelry before a wedding tournament.
What is a bachelor party?
This long nerve is the largest in the human body, running from the lower back down each leg.
What is the sciatic nerve?
This premier wedding guest attempted to make an impromptu speech at a 2024 Hathcoat wedding.
Who is Alan Day?
Trollied
What is hammered?
Santa Monica Pier, Yosemite, Alcatraz.
What is Santa Monica Pier?
Some Europeans ate some food with the Wampanoag’s to celebrate surviving a harsh winter.
What is Thanksgiving?
This 18th-century composer became deaf later in life but still created masterpieces like the 9th Symphony.
Who is Beethoven?
Incomplete ballot papers resulting from incorrectly punched voting cards. They gained infamy in the wake of the Bush-Gore Elections in 2000.
What are Hanging Chads?
This playing card suit originated in 15th-century France, as a stylized representation of a pike head or halberd, but in the shape of a leaf.
What is a spade?
This wedding role got its name from 16th century Gothic Scandinavia. When eligible women were in short supply in their town, a skilled swordsman would assist the groom to a neighboring town to help kidnap a future bride.
What is the Best Man?
This bone, also called the collarbone, connects the arm to the body.
What is the clavicle?
These were the people that caught the bouqets at Miranda’s, Austin’s, and Chris’s weddings.
Who are Courtney, Nobody, and Blake.
Chuffed
What is happy or pleased?
Disneyland, Golden Gate Park, Golden Gate Bridge.
What is Golden Gate Park?
500 years ago some dude took his boat to San Salvador Island and made some changes.
What is Columbus Day?
This Classical-era prodigy composed over 600 works before dying at age 35.
Who is Mozart?
These two trees are the tallest and biggest by volume in the world.
What are Hyperion Coastal Redwood and General Sherman Sequoia?
This is the call sign of Glen Powell’s character in Top Gun Maverick.
What is Hangman?