Sh*t Target Reps Say
"For my millennial followers, here's a great recipe for #AvocadoToast:
1) wheat toast
2) crushed avocados
3) salt & pepper
4) paprika
5) sweeping middle class and pro-growth tax cuts
#TaxReformWorks"
(CA-25)
Rep. Steve Knight
On arming pre-schoolers: "Maybe having young people trained and understand [sic] how to defend themselves and their school might actually make us safer here."
(CA-48)
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher
We slay it in this state, whose maps were the subject of Gill v. Whitford.
Wisconsin
The "E" in FEMA
Emergency
Our nation's top judicial body employs this professional fool.
The Supreme Court jester
On the AHCA, which he obvs voted for: "I have always said the process was bad. It was rushed. There should have been hearings ... The bill is better than what we have (under Obamacare). It's heading in the right direction."
(IA-01)
Rep. Rod Blum
On Trump's first travel ban: "The country's safer this morning than it was 72 hours ago."
(IL-06)
Rep. Peter Roskam
We slay it in this state, where Amendments Y and Z would create independent redistricting commissions and provide an example for the rest of the country.
Colorado
The "D" in FDIC
Deposit
Government body that protects the great outdoors & brings color & fabric swatches for the indoors.
Dept. of Interior designers
This gun shop owner on the gun violence epidemic: "...[W]hether that comes from something that could be radical Islamic terrorism or it’s somebody that’s deeply mentally disturbed we have to get to the core and it’s usually those two things that cause these mass killings."
(NC-13)
Rep. Ted Budd
"To those predicting a doomsday totalitarian state from my Unmasking Antifa Act: please read the bill. It simply adds a penalty for wearing a mask while infringing on the Constitutional rights of others to assemble and speak freely."
(NY-11)
Rep. Dan Donovan
We slay it in this state in this state, where Stacey Abrams—who's fully committed to the fight—is running for governor.
Georgia
The two "C"s in FCC
Communications Commission
A 2-time Oscar-winning actor is honored by a 554-foot obelisk
The Denzel Washington Monument
"Every day, all along border states, maybe other places, there are murders by people who have been arrested coming into this country, who have been released by the Obama administration, I believe in violation of the law, who are murdering Americans all over our cities."
(TX-32)
Rep. Pete Sessions
"We don't have complete factual information yet. From what I have seen the Earth has heated and cooled on its own for centuries."
(CA-10)
Rep. Jeff Denham
We slay it in this state, where Roy Cooper unseated Pat McCrory for the governor's mansion in 2016.
North Carolina
All three words that make up "ZIP" code
Zone Improvement Plan
Coffee maker with a plunger that holds briefings for journalists
The French Press secretary
"The first line of defense against an armed terrorist is an armed American. Yet the Democrats seek to make it harder for Americans to arm themselves while increasing the threat posed by mass immigration from those countries where Islamist ideology is rampant."
(CA-04)
Rep. Tom McClintock
Like 5 seconds after voting for AHCA: "As a parent, there is absolutely nothing more important to me than ensuring families have access to quality, affordable health insurance."
(CA-21)
Rep. David Valadao
Per her directions on 2016's Lemonade, "we gon' slay, okay okay okay."
Now prove to me you got the co-ordination to correctly answer this prompt.
Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter
Passed in October 2001, its full name includes "providing appropriate tools required..."
The USA PATRIOT Act
A breakfast chain that serves pancake alternatives to 435 members
The Waffle House of Representatives