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What a view!
I saw the sign
100

24 mg, 20 mg, 16mg, 12 mg, 8 mg, 4 mg

What is a Medrol Dose-pak?

100

Bring this form to the DMV/Town hall so its easier for you to go grocery shopping. 

What is Handicapped parking form?

100

I crushed my finger at the steel mill.

Who is Dr. Trupia?

100

AP, Lateral, RT oblique, LT Oblique, Flexion, Extension & AP Pelvis

What are Lumbar X-Ray series?

100

Patients and randoms still ignore this sign on the exterior of the 1985 kitchen door.

Employee entrance only.   Patients and visitors: Please enter through the front door. Thank you.

200

This medicine can be prescribed in these dosages. 

200 mg, 400 mg, 600 mg, 800 mg

What is Ibuprofen?

200

Have providers sign these and return to clinic for continued treatment.

What is Physical therapy - Plan of Care?

200

66 yo male with back and leg pain

Who is Dr. Syrop?  (Dr. Scott also acceptable)

200

Weight Bearing - AP, Lateral , Oblique

What are Foot X-Ray series?

200

This sign reminds individuals not to pee on the floor in Cold Spring

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, clean it up?

300

2 mg or 4 mg TID- QID, prn for muscle spasms

What is Tizanidine?

300

For: Oxford gated plans, HIP UHC Community Plan, TriCare Prime emblem, BCBS JLJ Plan

What is an insurance referral?

300

My 11 yo daughter's knees hurt when she plays on two soccer teams and has a big tournament this weekend

Who is Dr. Scott?

300

Entire Spine AP & Lateral, sometimes with Hand (Bone Age)

What is Scoliosis X-ray series?

300

This sign in 1985 reminds people to perform this task so everyone can have cold drinks

What is If you finish the ice, please make a new tray?

400

Used in aesthetics other places but for spasticity in our clinic

What is Botox (Botulinum toxin) ?

400

Covered 90%, No Prior-Auth/ Pre-cert needed, $50 copay. Often super confusing document. 

What is a Gel Authorization/ MyBv360 form?

400

82 yo female who fell at Springvale Nursing & Rehabilitation. 

Who is Dr. Garry?

400

AP/Grashey, Axillary/Valpeau, Supraspinatus Outlet, Zanca

What is X-ray Shoulder > 35 series?

400

This 1985 sign reminds you that the work refrigerator aint your personal refrigerator

What is Lets be a Team! Lets keep it Clean!!?

Please label ALL containers and ALL drinks with you Name and Date. Refrigerator will be cleaned out every Thursday. 

500

Injectable sugar water

What is prolo-therapy? Dextrose and Saline

500

"I agree that this thumb spica brace fits me. I was provided instructions on how/when to wear it and potential financial responsibilities"

What is Ossur (O&P) Durable medical equipment agreement?

500

I hurt my back lifting boxes during my FedEx shift

Who is Dr. Krosser ? (Refer out)

500

(1) AP; (2) False Profile; (3) Frog-Leg Lateral; (4) 45-degree Dunn View & AP Pelvis

What is Hip X-ray 21-50 years old?

500

This sign reads all are welcome

What is Safe Space?