Granpa
True or false: Grandpa died
False. Grandpa never dies
Approximately how many children has Uncle Ted kidnapped?
all
Is Grandma human?
no, of course not.
What is a group of Billies called?
What is Funi's brother's name?
Jebediah
How many Find Grandpa games are there?
67
How many countries is Uncle Ted banned in?
every. single. one.
How many times has Grandma betrayed Grandpa?
yes
Do we talk about about Billy?
no. never.
What game was Funi introduced in?
Find Grandpa 64
Where is Grandpa's iconic hiding spot?
In the closet behind the smoking washing machine
one of his 87 wives
What is a Grandma
nobody knows
Is Billy a hivemind?
nope
Approximately how high can Funi jump?
1 centimetre
What is Grandpa's nickname?
Grandpa (he does NOT want to be called anything else)
True or false: Uncle Ted is a mass murderer
False. Uncle Ted only kidnaps.
What game is titled "Grandma's Revenge"?
Find Grandpa 2
What is Billy's twin sister called?
Nora
400?
400.
When was Grandpa arrested?
December 17th 1777
What is the Uncle Ted spinoff game called?
Uncle Ted's glorious adventures: hiding the children.
What is Grandma's IQ?
hmm
What was announced to the public when the Billy Clusters escaped?
"THE BILLY CLUSTERS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. LOCK YOUR DOORS. THE BILLIES WILL NOT REST UNTIL THEY CLUSTER ALL OF yeah"
Do the Billies and the Funies have a friendship?
No. There is only ONE Funi.