KING OF THE HILL
HANK HILL SAYS HE SELLS ______ AND _______
PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESORIES
HE HAS DIED THE MOST LIKE IN LOTR, GOLDENEYE, AND GOT.
SEAN BEAN
"ENJOY A FOOTLONG IN JAIL"
THIS DISGRACED FORMER SPOKESMAN SURE WONT BE HAVING IT HIS WAY ANYMORE
JARED FOGEL
THIS FORMER FIRST LADY KILLED A STAR HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETE WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING IN 1963
LAURA BUSH
A SERIES OF NAPS (2010)
INCEPTION
WHEN BOBBY HILL TAKES A WOMANS SELF DEFENSE CLASS, HIS INSTRUCTOR TELLS HIM TO SAY THIS PHRASE TO STOP A THIEF STEALING HIS BAG IMMEDIATELY BEFORE KICKING THEM IN THE TESTICLES
THATS MY PURSE!!
Django Unchained: shot
Deep Blue Sea: eaten by shark
The Other Guys: jumped off a skyscraper
Kill Bill: shot
Jackie Brown: shot
Menace II Society: shot
Star Wars: Episode III: the force
Jungle Fever: shot
187: shot
Lakeview Terrace: shot
Eve's Bayou: shot
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
"STROKING GUN" AND "MEET CARLOS DANGER"
THIS NYC POLITICIAN WAS IN HOT WATER FOR TEXTING AND TWEETING PICTURES OF HIS BODY TO HIS MISTRESS
ANTHONY WEINER
THIS WELL KNOWN CLOSETED GAY ACTOR HAS SEVERAL STORIES ABOUT CRUISING GYMS AROUND MIDNIGHT IN ATTEMPTS TO PICKUP MEN WORKING OUT THERE.
JOHN TRAVOLTA
DONALD TRUMP IS A HUMAN FOR 3 SECONDS (1992)
HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK
IN REFERENCE TO A FAMOUS BATTLE IN THE STATE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE, THIS IS THE NAME OF THE BEER THE GUYS DRINK.
ALAMO BEER
A Nightmare on Elm Street: unclear, gets turned into a geyser of blood.
Platoon: shot
Dead Man: shot
The Astronaut's Wife: overtaken by alien/electrocuted
From Hell: overdose
The Libertine: syphillis
Sweeney Todd: throat slit
Public Enemies: shot
21 Jump Street (reboot): shot
JOHNNY DEPP
"USA WINS 1-1"
AFTER THE USA TIED THIS TEAM IN 2010
ENGLAND
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SUGAR TITS?"
DURING HIS ARREST FOR DUI IN 2006
MEL GIBSON
SMALL TOWN DOCTOR BRINGS THREE PEOPLE CLOSER TOGETHER (2010)
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
COTTON HILL, HANKS FATHER OFTEN CLAIMS HE KILLED HOW MANY MEN IN WWII (HINT: LAST NUMBER IS A 0)
50
Fargo: axed
The Big Lebowski: heart attack
Desperado: stabbed
The Island: shot
Lonesome Dove: shot
Miller's Crossing: shot
Domestic Disturbance: shot
The Grey Zone: shot
Things to Do In Denver When You're Dead: shot
STEVE BUSCEMI
"V-D DAY"
WHEN THIS HEIRESS WAS RELEASED FROM JAIL
PARIS HILTON
WITH A CLINICAL PSYCHOTIC DIAGNOSIS, THIS ACTOR, FAMOUS FOR NEGOTIATING HIMSELF OUT OF A HUGE MOVIE FRANCHISE AFTER JUST ONE MOVIE, TOOK TO TWITTER TO PUBLISH HIS DETAILED FINDINGS THAT 1X1=2
TERRENCE HOWARD
A WISE CRACKING BOILER ROOM TECHNICIAN TEACHES HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TO BELIEVE IN THEIR DREAMS (1984)
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
KAHN, MINH AND CONNIE SOUPHANOUSINPHONE ARE FROM THIS SE ASIAN COUNTRY
LAOS
The Book of Eli: infection
State of Grace: shot
Bram Stoker's Dracula: decapitation
The Fifth Element: blown up
Leon: shot
Air Force One: strangled
True Romance: shot
Lost in Space: torn apart by gravitational field
JFK: shot
Sid and Nancy: overdosed
Hannibal: mauled by boars
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: magic
GARY OLDMAN
"CLOAK AND SHAG HER"
AFTER THIS US GENERAL RESIGNED DUE TO AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR WITH THE WOMAN WHO WROTE HIS BIOGRAPHY APTLY NAMED "ALL IN"
DAVID PETRAEUS
THIS SINGER AND FORMER JUDGE OF "THE VOICE" WAS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL BATTERY IN 2014. HE THEN TOOK TO TWITTER TO SAY "PEOPLE WHO HAVE REALLY BEEN RAPED REMEMBER" AND "IF YOU ARE PASSED OUT YOU AREN'T THERE CONSCIOUSLY SO YOU CONSENT." HE HASN'T HAD ANY GIGS SINCE
CEE LO GREEN
DIVORCED FATHER DISCOVERS HE IS TRANS, LOSES CUSTODY OF CHILDREN (1993)
MRS. DOUBTFIRE