male parent
What is dad's favorite baseball team
New York Yankees
How many reels does mom send to her children per day
Over 9000
who is the best child
Dude its the category title
This musical famously starts with arab terrorists walking across the stage
Golf! The Musical
Michael famously thinks that he is this King of Rock and Roll
Elvis Presley
Who is dads favorite child
Apparently nobody, but ONE of us goes to opening day, and the others dont, hmmmmmmm.
How many reels does John watch per day from mom
0
What color shirt does john love to wear
How much does James weigh
138 (Victim Weight)
Who is God for michael
Jeff Nipard
What is dads average work wake up time
Early
What is moms maiden name
If you disect (the thing in the kitchen!), Timpone!
What shoe size is John
11
What is James's best song he has sung
answers vary
What are the four main food groups
Protein, Protein shakes, Meat, and Milk (**said like buddy the elf**)
Dad famously had an attraction to THIS GPS Voice, cheating on SIRI
Wayz
Mom famously hooked dad onto this channel
hallmark, which dad now knows everything about
What are Johns THREE favorite movies
Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, and Good Will Hunting.
Who does james aspire to be
According to michael, where does his future wife hail from
Germany, notice the word choice in the question
What is dads usual in home outfit
Jeans/sweatpants and a stained white shirt (similar to homer simpson)
What does mom famously say will go up December 1st every year, but ends up being put up on the 23rd
Christmas tree
What does John want to be when hes older
young
What is james currently doing
sitting down, what makes you say what you said?
What is Michaels superpower?
Eating obscene amounts of food without hitting a "wall" (great for protein!)