Presidents
This president was president for the shortest amount of time.
Who is William Henry Harrison
"Thanks Much"
Who is Josh
"Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
What is Christmas Vacation
Most likely to be on time
Who is Courtney
"That's equivalent to putting a _____ in the Daytona 500"
What is jalopy
This president was King before becoming president.
Who is Gerald Ford
"Can't be sure"
Who is Annie
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal."
What is Home Alone 2
Most likely to forget their badge
Who is Maureen
"I’m not sure we’re going to do it on camera. We’ll see. If you guys want a ______ , we can do it, but I think we’re better off not"
What is gun show
This president was the only president never to marry.
"Someone tell that to Judge Walker"
Who is Nick
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is ____ _____ ___ ___ __ _____!"
What is singing loud for all to hear.
Most likely to be a camp counselor
Who is Andrew
"Biden will put you on a bus or a plane, he'll send you all over the ______."
What is fruited plain
"Vote Yourself a Farm"
Who is Abraham Lincoln
"We have to find a way to stop the woke corporations" #based #antistrugglesession
Who is Ryan
"Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."
What is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Most likely to go overboard for every occasion
Who is Susan
"An average person like me does not know about stuff like chasing _______ _______."
What is absentee ballots
These three presidents died on the Fourth of July
Who are Adams, Jefferson, and Monroe
"True to its Scandinavian name, Norwegian suffers from a corporate form of Stockholm syndrome"
Who is Ray
"Jury duty, Jury duty, Jury duty!"
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Most likely to use modern lingo in a business meeting
Who is Ryan #woke #based
The practice of passing bills to find out what is in them represents a _______ ______ ____ ___ ________ approach to government in which the taxpayers never know what they are going to get.
What is Forrest Gump - Box of Chocolates