Jokes
Sayings
Old Memories
Activities
Dads favorites
100

What dad says when we complete self checkout

Okay run

100

What dad says when he hugs his children before they embark on their college journey

Rock n Roll!

100

The song Teague and Tolan walked out to at the wedding

Dont cry out loud

100

Dads favorite morning activity

Dog walk

100

Dads favorite child

Neither!

200

What dad tells us when we are hungry

Hi hungry Im dad!

200

Ladders

Dont worry i got it on sale!

200

Teague used to sing this song. Fill in the blank: "Memorieessssssss ______"

All alone in the moonlightttttt

200

Dads newest hobby

Crabbinator

200

Dads favorite  color

Black

300

Dads go to joke when someone is stressed out in the kitchen

Its burning!! (x3)

300

The saying dad uses when the answer is no

Negatory Ghostrider. PATTERN IS FULL!!!

300

What dad told Liam delaney to do to sid mittens

Pet his stomach

300

Dads Favorite mid day activity

Dragging his kids to the grocery store!

300

his favorite grocery store perk

Digital coupons

400

Most dads get what delivered?

Mulch!

400

This line is sent in a text Bi-weekly. specifically on a Wednesday

Anything left on the floor WILL be thrown out
400

What teague made dad buy her in LBI

Hermit crab/crumbcake/everything else

400

What dad does at some point during a home project

Crashing out/yelling/swearing

400

Favorite vehicle of all time

crabbinator

500

What dad says AND does to himself while looking down at his stomach

"I'm so fat, I'm so ugly," while punching his own stomach

500

What dad says when teague asks for milk, or syrup

just keep going... just keep going
500

Dad spilled oil in the garage at Melville. What was the first thing tolan did when Dad said Go get me a rag? (Hint: tolan got yelled at.)

took a sip of his orange soda

500

How he fills his weekends

doing a home project and making his kids help him

500

Top 5 activities: (need 3 of 5 to get it)

skiing, dirtbiking, snowmobiling, cooking teague waffles every morning, fishing/crabbing