Brandonisms
Based on the Bible, spoken to Brinkley children
”Hey Bud, I need you to trust and obey, right away, all the way, with a happy heart.”
Throwing that dough, slinging that sauce
West Crust
Peter, John, and Brandon
uneducated, common men who have obviously been with Jesus
Brandon ____ Brinkley
Scot
Greeting when entering his home or office
”Welcome to my humble commode“
Culinary specialty
Grillmaster
Brandon’s great at so many things- but not this game
Scattergories (or any game where you have to come up with answers quickly)
Nieces and nephews galore
Piper, Norah, Shepherd, Micah, Charlotte, Henry, and Mia
Something a Sandy might say
”Blow Sand Blow”
Brandon’s major when he was in college
talks about getting one of these.. but never pulls the trigger
a tattoo (3 circles)
Dead Celebrity Crush
Elizabeth Elliot
How to work smarter, not harder
Ask ChatGPT
Chuck Gaines Lite
Home renovation, amateur carpentry, innovative landscaper
Ligament prone to weakness
ACL- staff v students, skiing
Singer of “Not to us, not to us, but to your name be the glory”
Shai Linne
RX, AMRAP, EMOM, UR MOM
Crossfit Coach
Go Ninjas
Coaching Asher’s soccer team
Word Brandon notoriously mispronounces
Sinnificant (significant)
How beautiful are the feet of those who bring the good news (and those who wear these)
Barefoot shoes