Double entendres
Kippy is this when he’s having a good time
What is having a ball
The first color of the rainbow
What is red
This is the place where momma physically assaulted a woman for calling her old
Bathroom
Every time one of his children asks him for something
I didn’t take you to raise
This disaster would’ve never happened
The Hindenburg
Putin is this to get Ukraine to surrender
What is Russian
The biggest color on earth
What is blue
This is the place momma yelled at a man for cursing around her young children
Airport
Once the clock hits 10
I’m headed to bed
This pop singer royalty would still be alive
Michael Jackson
The president (?) of Russia is this, after taco bell
What is Putin
The craziest color, in my opinion
Purple
This is the place where momma entered a restaurant and yelled at the workers in front of all my friends
Sonic
You knock on his office door
I’m in a meeting (a lie, you hear some sci-fi show)
This worldwide phenomenon wouldn’t be happening
This president of the United States says this when leaving a conversation
Who is Biden
The tallest color. This one actually makes sense just think
What is gray
This is the place where momma finds most of her fuel for her anger
My foot gets near him
DONT TOUCH ME
These prehistoric cats would’ve never gone extinct
saber tooth tiger
Squoz chasing a laser
Playing possum
The most common color in this house
Red. It’s all i see
This is where momma buried the body
The Sierra Nevada desert
Anytime he gets arrested
I’d like a lawyer. I plead the 5th
There would be this many inhabitable planets
354,000