Say What?
When I realize I have been talking for ten minutes straight about something random, I always say this.
What is "anyways, what were we talking about"?
Not to brag, but I once educated myself on this subject to impress the man I am currently dating
What are films by quotes?
This event began with "it's fine, I know what I'm doing" and ended up with a mild existential crisis.
What is any hair decisions?
Episode One opens with me doing this dramatically in the car before driving on the highway for the first time.
What is listening to Temperature by Sean Paul?
This was my "genius plan" that collapsed immediately upon execution.
What is using toilet plungers to walk on the ceiling?
My go-to response when something doesn't go my way is this.
What is, "okay then!"?
Not to brag, but I once memorized these chapters in an important book to make my youth group look bad.
What are the chapters in the Bible?
Inspired by true events: My navigation app said, "turn left," and instead I did this
What is pressing the "save 7 minutes of your trip" button?
The show's recurring bit features me trying to act nonchalant when I'm around Joey.
What is me catching up with his walking speed?
It made sense in my head, but the end result looked like a Pinterest fail when I tried following this tutorial.
What is following a Bob Ross tutorial?
The phrase I use when I do not hear what I am being told and I am comfortable with the person.
What is "HUH?"
Not to brag, but I started Duolingo lessons to get educated in this language in case I ever need to save my family and close ones if the USA were to get into war with this country,
What is Russian?
Based on true events, I once got caught ding-dong ditching with my church friend when I was 10 and pretended I was doing this around the whole neighborhood.
What is spreading the "good word" around.
The audience cheers every time I deliver this dramatic one-liner mid-crisis
What is, "honestly? It's okay!"?
I once made this life decision because it "felt right" - logical option.
What is cutting bangs in the school bathroom during 4th period?
What I tell everyone when I hear them speak in a "mean" tone or just feel like I did something.
What is, "you hate me"?
Not to brag, but I once shoved 7 of these up my nose to see if my brain would smell like them
What are blueberries?
This moment of bravery was immediately followed by regret, panic, and a re-read of receipts
What is asking my mom for permission and muting her afterward?
The budget ran out during this crucial moment, forcing me to sing this song acapella to my theatre teachers
What is me auditioning to be in Advanced Drama and the power going out?
My logic: “If I do this small task first, I’ll be productive!” The small task was actually this
What is organizing my library?
I said this once to my therapist when I told her about my self-pleasing "addiction" as a joke which later resulted to her calling my parents into our private session.
Context: I was 14.
What is "My parents still touch me at my big age"?
Not to brag, but I once turned this 5 minute into a full dramatic experience
What is picking out an outfit?
I once said I would just read one more chapter of this before going to sleep on a school night.
What is Remus Lupin fanfiction?
Seasonal finale cliffhanger: I dramatically say this as thunder rolls in the background.
I believe this celebrity is a clone based on the sole purpose that they look easily cloned
Who is George Clooney?