HALL OF FAME
CLARKISMS
TALL
NO THANKS
ALBL SI FIEL (BALL IS LIFE)
100

Clark qualified to swim this event at the state championship this year.

What is the 500 free? 

100

This is Clark's go-to sound effect around Hobbes, Eleanor, and Eden that also involves his pointer finger.

What is "boop"?

100

At Lagoon, this ride towers over even Clark — and it's his favorite one in the entire park. 

What is Cannibal?

100

As a kid, Clark liked eating and making this Chinese takeout dish at home — minus the part that makes it what it is...

What is orange chicken?

100

OTMAMHH

What is Mammoth?

200

Clark served on this school leadership group.

What is seminary council?

200

Not Voldemort, but this guy is who Clark calls He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Who is Enoch?

200

By freshman year, Clark had already hit this height. 

What is 6'2"?

200

This craft supply is Clark's arch nemesis.

What is glitter?

200

OYBSCWO

What is Cowboys?

300

When it's time for a talent show, Clark grabs the mic and does this.

What is stand-up comedy?

300

Oreo shakes and nostalgia — this is Clark's nickname for his favorite Heber restaurant. 

What is "the train place"?

300

No thanks to this pediatrician, Clark no longer has an appendix... Just kidding. The Nelson's have greatly benefited from his medical advice. 

Who is Dr. Carter?

300

As a kid, Clark hated riding in these because the wind was too much on his little ears.

What are convertibles? 

300

ZAJZ

What is Jazz?

400

For wax museum day in 5th grade, Clark traded his personality for total stillness as this U.S. president. 

Who is George W. Bush?

400

This is the color palette Clark's siblings might prefer when he asks them a specific personality test question.

What are muted tones?

400

If Clark was Cinderella, this size of glass slipper would fit his foot.  

What is 11 1/2?

400

Clark was bothered so much by Star Wars: The Last Jedi that he wrote an actual letter to this director. 

Who is Rian Johnson?

400

SREGNAR

What is Rangers?

500

Clark's winning, rhyming 7th grade SBO campaign slogan was "Vote for Clark. He's the next ____ ____."

Who is Tony Stark?

500

Is it a Puerto Rican food? Or is it Clark asking where his texting device is?

What is Mofongo?

500

This structure in St. George won this round — Clark's collarbone did not. 

What is a rope climbing playground structure?

500

Dad's dad learned about this food in medical school, and after hearing about all of the active bacterial cultures inside of it, he never ate it again! 

What is yogurt?

500

MHARGBI GONUY YTISREVINU

What is Brigham Young University?