CS
What does CS stand for?
Yes
What does REQ stand for?
Requiztion, requition, however you spell it.
What is the best side dish on Thanksgiving
Sweet Potatoes w/ marshmallows
Name this instrument of Portuguese origin and popularized in Hawaii that accompanied The Sheriff's renditions of Over the Rainbow in the old office.
Ukulele
This account manager stole, I mean borrowed, a canoe at the Wekiva Island Teambuilder in 2017.
H-Qutie
Whose our Agile Solution Leader?
Amanda Inmann
What's the worst thing to forget to get on a REQ qual?
What the position?
When is the appropriate time to put up your Christmas tree?
Whenever the hell you want.
Sarah's personal Cheese Ball record?
This Delivery Manager once showed up to a req meeting in their pajamas because they locked their suitcase in their car.
Mr. Jason Hansen
What company did we just acquire that made us an industry leader for ServiceNow?
Glidefast
A bottle of this liquor will guarantee you prime allocation from Wendy.
What Christmas song played on repeat in the old office when Chance had control of the radio?
Cold December Nights by Michael Buble
How much $$$ did Chris bet Sarah that she couldn't eat an entire family size salad at the porch?
$40!
This recruiter is on a different model than the rest of us.
Carl Dunn
What is the minimum number of resources required to build a pod at the MDC?
How do you calculate spread?
The intranet, yes.
This global pathogen caused two years of virtual holiday parties
Covid
No...
This dog peed on the office Christmas tree in 2019.
Murray
How do you adjust gross margins and spread targets of Internal Practice Consultants on line Q45 of Pricing Sheet v50.5?
That's for us to know and you to find out.
Would you rather fill 10, $100 reqs, or 1, $1000 req?
Sure
The holiday is Chris' favorite, he even gets to the office extra early!
Halloween
Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves Town A at 5am traveling at 60 miles per hour. The second train leaves Town B at 7am traveling at 70 miles per hour. The distance between Town A and Town B is 455 miles. What is the EXACT time that the collision will occur?
d = rt = 2 hrs * 60 mi/hr = 120 mi
The time is now 7:00 and the trains are 455 - 120 = 335 mi apart.
Now both trains are moving, one traveling at 60 mi/hr and the other at 70 mi/hr.
Their closing speed is just 60 + 70 = 130 mi/hr, and the total distance to go is 335 mi.
Solve the rate equation for t to get t = d/r. Plug in 335 for d and 130 for r.
Time to collision is t = 325 / 130 = 2.5769 hrs.
That's 2 hours with a remainder of 0.5769
0.5769 * 60 minutes = 34.615 minutes
0.615 * 60 seconds = 37 seconds
The time of collision will thus be the sum of 2 hrs + 2.5769 hrs added to the 5:00 starting time.
Tc = 5:00 + 4.5769 = 5:00 + 4:00 + 0:34 + 0:00:37 = 9:34:37
This person + Cuban Coffee = Uncomfortable laughter and awkward jokes
Sammy T!