You could use earplugs if this were real, but in Runescape earmuffs will suffice.
What is Banshee?
Assuming the player has already completed Cook's Assistant, this is the only other quest that requires a bucket of milk, egg, and pot of flour for completion.
What is Recipe for Disaster? (Freeing the Mountain Dwarf is acceptable)
Typically this item is offered to a significant other to keep them around for life.
What is Diamond Ring? (Gold Ring is acceptable)
Lumbridge is named after Cambridge which is built over the river Cam.
Lumbridge is built over this similarly named river.
What is Lum? (River Lum)
13,034,431 XP is required to achieve this milestone.
What is 99? (Skillcape is acceptable)
This slayer creature is for whom the bell tolls.
What is Molanisk?
Demons don't like holy water and that's pretty inconvenient for them during this quest where the player learns to make wieldable vials of it.
What is Legends' Quest?
This weapon-slot item is a sweet treat that is typically not consumed outside of Christmas time in real life.
What is Candy Cane?
This NPC will give you a necessary protection for your battle with Elvarg.
Who is Duke Horacio? (Duke of Lumbridge is acceptable)
Level 73 wouldn't even be considered a milestone if not for this 7 digit XP number.
What is 1,000,000 XP?
Granite Helmets are only dropped by this Slayer creature that is unlocked at level 40 Slayer.
What is Terror Dog?
Cow31337Killer attempts to chase and execute a chicken with Dharok's Greataxe in this quest.
What is Animal Magnetism?
Someone once became a millionaire IRL selling this item that can be obtained in OSRS from Askeladden during/after the Fremennik Trials quest.
What is Pet Rock?
Four blades I have, yet draw no blood; Still I turn my prey to powder. If you are brave, come search my roof; It is there my blades are louder.
What is Mill Lane Mill? (Windmill/Lumbridge Mill is acceptable)
When making a new account all of your XP starts at 0 except for Hitpoints which starts at what XP amount?
What is 1,154 XP?
The most slayer points available from completing a single task is the 1000th task in a row from Krystilia and gives this amount of points.
What is 1250 points?
There are 6 original quests in the game. Cook's Assistant, Romeo & Juliet, and The Restless Ghost are 3 of them. Name the other 3. (All are F2P)
What is Sheep Shearer, Demon Slayer, and Shield of Arrav?
What is Robin Hood Hat?
Don't let his vampyric look fool you, this NPC cares a lot about your safety. He even offers a free one-time teleport to the Stronghold of Security.
Who is Count Check?
Level 92 is notorious for being 50% of level 99. I am lesser known, but my level represents the 25% mark in XP terms.
What is level 85?
Firemaking is required to finish kills for this creature. This is the only such Slayer creature that has this requirement.
What is Harpie Bug Swarm?
A low level quest NPC that can kick, punch, fire strike and curse you. His 5th "attack" is a spell that spawns food for the player to eat. Some may say "he looks totally insane!".
Who is Melzar the Mad? (Melzar is acceptable)
Corn, Rice, Potatoes or other starchy/sugary foods can be used to create this beverage IRL. Within OSRS it's mostly used for quests and not so much for drinking.
What is Vodka?
When examined, this Lumbridge NPC is described as: "Cheerful, helpful and optimistic, I'll bet."
This statement is meant to be sarcastic as he may, in fact, be the opposite.
Who is the Doomsayer?
Fremennik Trials offers a reward in various skills of 2812.4 XP making it one of only two quests that offers a partial XP point reward. Name the other which gives 4662.5 XP in several skills.
What is Horror From The Deep?