Yes this actually Happened
Justin, Kayla, and Alysa once shared some tequila in Frankfort. The next morning, Mr. Ostmann came down the stairs and discovered what he thought was spilled_____but was actually, ____.
Pizza.....Justin's throw up
Mr. Ostmann ran down the hill in Wisconsin, carrying a fully grown tree, what object caused the cut above his eye?
His glasses
When passing through the no-wake cove on the way to the secret spot, there is an alligator. What must be yelled every time when passing said alligator?
ANNA LOOK OUT
What show did young Sami and Hayley always enjoy watching while up in Wisconsin?
Little house on the prairie
Multiple Choice, which of these 3 things has Mr. Ostmann NOT consumed? A. a lily pad flower, B. Tyson’s water bowl run off, C. an unshelled peanut, D. he actually has consumed all of these things.
D. he has eaten it all
Which 2 members of OstMac came out and did snow angels in their onsies one new years eve?
Momma Gina and Mrs. Mac
During a rock skipping contest in Wisconsin who hit what with a rock?
Mr. Ostmann hit the neighbors pontoon boat.
What was the name of the largest snowman every built in Wisconsin?
Miller
Who is the “whiskey tolerant” member of OstMac?
Mr. Ostmann
Mr. Ostmann once ran an invigorating made up game in Wisconsin. Who was Ethan Hunt?
Mr. Ostmann
In Mexico, Mr. Mac, Mr. Ostmann, Kayla, Justin, and Anna played a competitive round of Mexican quarters. What did underage Anna drink as her “alcohol” as we played?
milk/milk and cereal (cocoa pebbles I believe)
Like many years in Wisconsin, OstMac had built a wonderful and dangerously large fire stoked by what? And burned/melted who?
stoked by a leaf blower and melted and burned Kayla’s snowpants.
One year, a few fine minds in OstMac “installed” a zip line from the balcony of the Wisconsin house, down to the fire. What held the items sent up/down the zipline? And what helped return the objects back to the top?
Plastic grocery bag and a fishing pole
What is Mrs. Mac and Kayla’s power hour theme of choice?
Disney Power Hour
What was the name of Sami and Hayley’s “pet” swan?
Beauty
One early OstMac trip to Missouri involved a “play” production of the movie____?
Talladega Nights
The adults of OstMac once took a much less fun trip without the kids to Cancun. One morning on this trip, Momma gina woke up to water and wet towels on the floor of the condo and had no idea why….what was the reason for the wet floor and towels?
Mr. Ostmann had launched momma gina into the pool the night before and she….magically…forgot.
“salt lick of love” in the context of OstMac affectionally refers to what?
Tyson standing on Mr. Ostmann and licking his head for as long as we let him.
Which 3 members of Ostmac share a birth month?
Mrs. Mac, Kayla and Hayley (October)
What was the infamous first invention of OstMac Inc?
Tube Skiing
Anna, Sami, and Hayley were all bet by Mr. Mac to jump in the freezing lake, how much money was offered? and what was each of their attire when they entered the lake?
100 dollars and
On the balcony of Puerto Vallarta, Justin and Kayla (and I believe sami and possibly Hayley)got in trouble for throwing what around on the balcony?
cups and/or pillows (having a pillow fight)
What year was the FIRST Fakesgiving?
2012
One year, the OstMac children were out making a store run, on their way back, they discovered something amazing and “free” at the end of someone’s drive way….what was this item?
Free Door
The Wisconsin house is also home to a famous baby who often moves when no one is looking, name that baby?
snapper baby