Minus 10,000 Aura Points
It's Getting Hot in Here
Don't Be a Pain in the Aspirin
100

This severe, non-self-treatable primary headache presents with excruciating unilateral orbital or temporal pain lasting 15 to 180 minutes, marked by ipsilateral autonomic symptoms (tearing, ptosis) and physical pacing.

What is a cluster headache?

100

A parent presenting with a child younger than 3 months old with a rectal temperature at or above this threshold must be immediately referred for medical evaluation.

What is 100.4 degrees F?

100

Nonprescription naproxen sodium is labeled for self-care only in patients of at least this age.

What is > 12 years old?

200

A patient presenting with a headache lasting continuously for at least this many days, with or without treatment, meets an absolute exclusion for self-care requiring medical referral.

What is 10 days?

200

For a child under 2 years of age, self-treatment of fever is excluded and requires medical referral if the fever persists for more than this duration.

What is > 24 hours? 

(>72 hours for ages 2 and older)

200

Due to the risk of premature closure of the fetal ductus arteriosus, NSAIDs are strictly contraindicated during this specific stage of pregnancy.

What is the third trimester?

300

Described as a diffuse, dull, bilateral band-like ache, this primary headache is distinctly not aggravated by routine physical activity and is not accompanied by nausea.

What is a tension-type headache (TTH)?

300

A life-threatening body temperature exceeding this specific cutoff is classified as hyperpyrexia.

What is >106 degrees F?

300

If an opened bottle of aspirin emits this distinct odor, it indicates the acetylsalicylic acid has hydrolyzed into salicylic acid and acetic acid due to moisture and must be discarded.

What is the smell of vinegar?

400

An acute headache of new onset in a patient over this specific age threshold is a clinical red flag that requires medical referral.

What is 50 years of age?

400

Due to safety concerns regarding fever phobia and potential dosing errors, the AAP discourages this common caregiver practice of managing refractory pediatric fevers.

What is alternating antipyretics (acetaminophen and ibuprofen)?

400

The maximum nonprescription (OTC) adult daily dose of naproxen sodium.

What is 660 mg per day?

500

The specific diagnostic frequency criteria used to classify tension-type or migraine headaches as chronic rather than episodic, which represents an absolute exclusion for self-care requiring medical referral.

What is 15 or more days per month for at least 3 months?

500

Name the dose of extended-release acetaminophen caplets and the corresponding maximum nonprescription daily dose in adults.

What is 650 mg per caplet with a maximum of 3,900 mg per day (6 caplets)?

500

This specific NSAID is considered the preferred and safest oral analgesic during breastfeeding due to extremely low concentrations excreted into breast milk.

What is ibuprofen?