Wait, What?
With this exception of Grace, it was required of all family members to ONLY do this in the restroom or a stern reprimand was in order.
Let flatulence slip out.
What movie is nearest and dearest to Dad's heart?
The Legend of Bagger Vance
Despite working long hours, if he was home he would tell or read the best stories. What stories would he tell and what would we read?
Tim and Tammy
Chronicles of Narnia
Dad's hometown homies (or at least the names we most often heard):
Buck Howard
Marty Ray
John Robinson
Derek Johnson
What is Grandpa's Middle Name?
Dru: Steven Grace Pennington
Estella: Grandpa Steve, you can call him Gramp if you want to.
Schwartz: Zeek
Each year as Dad gets back down to his high school weight he eliminates many of his favorites; HOWEVER, there is one item he does not reject-- though most would NOT consider it "healthy"
Strawberry Ice Cream -- It's fruit!
Dad always said the prettiest girls are happy girls. He also believed it was best for his girls to have this physical attribute...
Long hair.
A real crowd-pleaser among his kids, what impression was Dad most skilled at?
Donald Duck
Who was Dad's nemesis?
Christy Rice
If just Grandpa was taking care of you for the day, what would you be doing?
Dru: Build stuff with tools. And he would let me do tools by myself.
Estella: Playing dollhouse.
Schwartzes:Work on the property.
According to Dad, braces would be unnecessary if kids would simply...
Hold their thumb against the crooked tooth to get it to move.
What is Dad's signature dessert and how is it enjoyed?
CCC's broken up in milk
What would dad always have in his suit packet at church?
A tiny toy.
What instrument did Dad play in the band?
Alto Saxophone
How old is Grandpa?
Dru: 92
Estella: 7
Schwartzes: 52, 56, 55, 100
Despite 80-90% of American females choosing to do this to enhance their beauty and better accessorize, Dad stands firmly against his daughters doing this...
Getting Ears Pierced.
While most Dad's refuse to name a "favorite", our Dad recognized the fluidity and power of ranking his children. Thus, his favorite child would be termed.....
"first-string"
Despite having the best Santa of all time, at the last minute an extra little, extravagant gift always shows up. What is the term for this phenomenon?
Dad Christmas.
Dad never does anything halfway, he even created a whole fictional person. What was his name?
Myron Schroner
What is Grandpa's favorite thing that he owns?
Dru: His watch
Estella: Grandma
Schwartzes: The property and his house
In order to measure whether a relationship of one of his teens was getting too serious, he would question whether they were doing this. If they were, then surely they would be considered boyfriend/girlfriend.
What would a "dream day" for Dad look like?
Wake with the sun
Work on a project
Golf
Eat a meal cooked my mom--with enough for leftovers.
Be with his kids
Watch Fox News
Take a 6pm nap on the couch
Eat some Mudslide before bed.
Ever-invested in the life of his kids, what show does Dad now follow that outsiders would consider an odd entertainment choice?
The Bachelor
What is the term for post-work Dad in a Hawaiian shirt?
Vacation Steve
If he wasn’t a Doctor, what would be a great job for Grandpa?
Dru: A vet. Because he could still do surgeries.
Estella: Building Treehouses
Schwartzes: A construction worker