Transfer Center
Physicians who will make up anything to get their pt transferred.
Who is Hasan/P.Patel?
Unit that lies the most about staffing.
Who is 3EA?
Who is Kim Elliot?
The facility who calls us the most.
What is Clinton?
Most likely to clean your desk when you go to the bathroom.
Who is Mackensie?
UHC secretary who cannot hear anything.
Who is Beth?
Easiest unit on Nights to give pts to.
Who is 4EC?
Has an alias for their spicy side.
Who is Bert?
"Are you skipping over us?"
Who is Maiers?
Mom of the office.
Who is Christina?
Least favorite specialty to page.
What is urology?
Hounds us about hall beds.
Who is Heather Miles?
Trusts you to do your job.
Who is Ashley?
Hottest doctor by voice.
Who is Dr. Bello?
Co-worker/s who shows up late most often.
Who is Morgan and Angie?
Provider who says "sweetie".
Who is Dr. Kabous?
Float sitter who never shows up.
Who is Mary-Anne Carson?
Got married in Vegas.
Who is Kelsie?
Most time consuming transfers.
Who is UHR?
Heart shaped rocks.
Who is Morgan Streeter?
Phrase you hate to hear after working on a lengthy psych transfer.
What is "the patient is actually going to discharge home on a safety plan..."?
"We only have 1 person working tonight"
Who is EVS or 3EB?
Likes to tend to their garden
Has mean billboards/radio commercials about us.
Who is Horizon Health?
Number of cockroaches total (dead and alive) we have encountered.
What is 29?