the patriarchs
Abuela of this Family
who is Jadyn?
Abuela's two children
who are Mya and Lexi?
Lexi's first child
who is Noah?
Sammy's wife
who is Lexi?
the disowned kid
who is Isaiah?
the real Grandfather
who is Jonathan?
This person used to be a child, but become a grandchild instead
who is Joel?
Abuela's favorite grandchild
who is Micah?
this person was the first to propose to Mya
who is Nathaniel?
just a guy, doing guy stuff
who is Johnny?
Abuela's first husband
who is George?
from sons to sons-in-law
who are Sammy and Lasch?
this person wanted his father to disown him
who is Isaiah?
the only child of Lasch who was married
who is Caleb M?
if you touch him, you might freeze up from the coolness
who is Caleb M?
Abuela's brother-in-law
who is Bodie?
the third son-in-law chronologically
who is Lasch?
Lexi's and Sammy's current children, in order of adoption
who are Noah, Johnny, Luis, Caleb, and Josh?
the number of times the original two patriarchs got divorced
what is 4 times?
Sonic the Simpson
who is Sammy?
the two who started it all
who are Jadyn and Lexi?
every child, in correct order
who is Mya, Lexi, Joel, Sammy, and Caleb?
Mya and Lasch's current children, in order of adoption
who is Micah, Nathaniel, Isaiah, Mariah, Joel, Chloe and Elise, Joseph, and Daimien, Mikey, Nico, Andy, Mikayla, and Jayden?
the total number of divorces in the family
what is 7 divorces?
One of these was the real Nathaniel:
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who is nathcwill#9574?
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