T for 2
it’s sparrrrrkly
What is glitter?
What the H - this wasn’t even on the Thanksgiving menu.
What is Turkey?
Uncle Rusty drove a yellow one
What is a taxi?
This young lady was born on this day in 2011.
Who is Chava Toby?
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner at the Eagles’? Better sharpen a load of these?
What are Knives?
Wonderfully creamy flavor, sure tastes good in candy
What is butterscotch, yummmm?
What the H - Relatives sitting at this very table live in this 1 of 4 states which have a town called Turkey
What is North Carolina?
Granny is supposed to be here, not stuck in the place where our Breslow cousins live
What is Texas?
2 people in this room have this middle name and another one has its Yiddish version as hers.
What is Rose (and Raizel)?
Every kid goes through this phase of Joke-telling.
What are Knock Knock jokes?
Didn’t Mommy ever tell you not to speak with your mouth full, this must be missing around here
What is etiquette?
What the H - Only the male turkeys go around kvetching with this sound
What is gobble?
Turkey’s tasting a little dry? You should’ve done this!
What is basted?
This family member auditioned for a national singing competition.
Who is Eleni?
School’s out today. No need to lug this around, you can leave it at home.
What is a knapsack?
Every patriotic American learns the value of a “score” from it
What is the Gettysburg Address?
What the H - we’re not insulted that this person promoted having the turkey be our national symbol (over We the People)
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
Ta needs one of these when he’s camping in the winter!
What is a tinderbox?
This is how David and Iliana are specifically related to Chava Toby, Ava and Ella.
What are 1st cousins once removed?
She stayed up all night making biscuits because she needed to do this.
What is knead the dough?
Let’s be thankful, they brought us Barbies and Hot Wheels
What is Mattel?
What the H - Swansons invented these to solve the dilemma of all that leftover turkey, Let‘s be thankful, Go Zero waste!
What are TV dinners?
Let’s be thankful that our big musical family includes some of these voices
What are baritones?
Let’s be thankful for Richard Roberts and his apartment window looking out onto Central Park West, Aunt Lisa, Uncle Rusty and ilene got to watch this traditional event.
What is the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Let’s be thankful that Professor McGonagall went through this process to become Dame Maggie Smith.
What is knighted by the Queen?