yowie
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painful
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100
Welcome to this fabulous jeopardy, I hope you enjoy it!
Get on with it, will you!
100
The meeting happens and goes on. The solution is that everyone will get up and walk out of the classroom when the leader gives the signal. The signal is they will raise a clenched fist.
Oh my.
100
The police drive up and see the crowds. They randomly pick you to question. They ask, "What happened here?"
Choices: 1. Scream, "FIRE MR. MEANIE!" Go to yowowow 400. 2. Say you are rebeling against Mr meanie, because he is evil. Go to ouch 300.
100
All of you walk calmly out of the building. A master plan is laid. Everyone will stand around the building and yell to fire Mr. Meanie.
Oh my goodness!
100
You now have command.
Choices: 1. Decide to walk around the building. Continue. 2. Decide to leave school. Go to ouch 100. 3. Give up and re-enter the room. go to yowowow 500
200
The setting: Taking MCAS in homeroom.
Oh. Dear.
200
Next day: In class. Signal is given.
Choices: 1. Go along and walk out of the room. Continue. 2. Stay where you are. Go to yowowow 500.
200
Did you like this?
YEAH!!!
200
The police come driving up and force you back to class. Go to yowowow 500.
Grr.
200
You walk around the building. You get caught by the principal. You now can make a magical decision.
1. He forces you back to class. Go to yowowow 500. 2. He is so shocked he collapses unconcious. Continue. 3. There is no option three. Choose a different option.
300
The teacher is Mr. Meanie. He is the meanest, cruelest, vilest teacher ever in the history of everything. He would have been fired by now if he hadn't pretended to be nice all the time.
Oh DEAR!!!
300
All the students walk calmly out of the room. Mr. Meanie does not notice at first, so you leave with no trouble.
Oh my!
300
Everyone is mad at you.
Go to yowowow 500.
300
The police enter the bulding to investigate. The crowd of kids falls silent, waiting.
Oh no...
300
You carry on and now all the other kids in other classrooms come and join you, so the hallways are thronged with students. You decide to leave school.
Go to ouch 100. After ouch 100, go to painful 100.
400
You notice your classmates carefully passing a note steadily through the whole room. It gets to you. It says: tommorrow in class we must do something. Meeting in the cafeteria after school.
Oh my.
400
You are all clustered in the hallway.
Choices: 1. Assume command. Go to yowowow 100. 2. Leave commanding to someone else. Continue.
400
Everyone rejoices. The End.
YAHOO!
400
The police exit with Mr. Meanie...
oh nooooo...
400
Pindis pindis...
iviriwiri lililili bingbip piniping pindis ih yiih!
500
Choices: Go to the meeting or go to the meeting. You go to the meeting. Continue.
HEY!!!
500
Everyone randomly decides to vote. You are chosen as leader. Go to yowowow 100.
Well that was nice! Um!
500
Mr. Meanie is arrested and put in jail. The principal comes up to you and says, "You may have your choice of rewards.
Choice A: have no more homework for the rest of your life. Go to painful 300. Choice B: have no more homework for everyone's lives. Go to painful 400.
500
And it turns out Mr. Meanie is a famous criminal!!!
Go to painful 500.
500
The end. I do not care what happens to you.
um sure. Begin again.