Euro Euphemisms
He went for a 'roll in the hay' with (at least) six different women
Henry VIII
"There's nothing like a good book"
Johannes Gutenberg
People we have studied whose name starts with C (either part of name)
Charles I, Charles II, Charles V, Christopher Columbus, Catherine the Great, Catherine d’Medici, Baldassare Castiglione, Oliver Cromwell, John Calvin, Jean-Baptiste Colbert, Nicolas Copernicus
It might be needed to open a door
Key (Turkey)
A blue kiss is better than a red one
Lucas
He "discovered" many places and "civilized" many peoples
Christopher Columbus
*apple falls from tree* "Huh...interesting"
Isaac Newton
Capitals of Europe
All of them
Leaves call it their home
Tree (Austria)
My cup runneth over!
Micah
A big pile of "number two" adds some comic relief to this 17th century turning point
Defenestration of Prague
"This Luther guy needs to shut up. I'm gonna call a meeting!"
Charles V
Branches of Christianity
Catholic, Protestant, Lutheran, Anglican, Calvinist, Anabaptist, Puritan, Eastern Orthodox
More: Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, Quaker
Annoying thing to find growing in your garden
Weed (Sweden)
I took a major L on that test
Jerell
Her husband 'disappeared' after she seized power through a coup
Catherine the Great
"I should paint myself"
Members of the Habsburg Family
Charles V, Philip II, Maria Theresa, Joseph II, Ferdinand II
Important joint in the leg
Knee (Germany)
I flew to Mali on a plane
Aliana
He was "put to sleep" after a successful parliamentary rebellion
Charles I
"There's too much ice in my water."
Peter the Great
Thinkers of the 1600s (Scientific Revolution + Enlightenment)
Galileo, Descartes, Bacon, Newton, Hobbes, Locke, Swift
Adrenal, sweat, or salivary
Gland (England)
Chris 'n I agree that you need to stop
Saniya