What is Santa's reindeer?
An animal you would take for a ride.
What is a horse?
Two things you can never eat for breakfast.
What is lunch and dinner?
Who is the terminator?
Egos, the economy, an air mattress
What is inflated?
CORONA
A medium-sized mammal native to North America and is the largest of the procyonid family.
What is a racoon?
This word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary.
What is INCORRECTLY?
Here's Johnny.
Who is Jack Torrance?
This vegetable is 96% water.
What is a cucumber?
A shoulder, a keg of beer, a telephone wire
What are things you tap?
EMANATE
A large, fully aquatic, mostly herbivorous marine mammal.
What is a manatee?
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it.
What is advice?
Why so serious?
Who is the Joker?
This was the first food eaten in space.
What is applesauce?
A glance, a base, thunder
What are things you steal?
ELRUM
Only in Madagascar.
What is a lemur?
The reason you don't have to worry about buying a broken puppet.
What is no strings attached?
You can't handle the truth.
Who is Colonel Nathan R. Jessup?
The country where french fries were created.
What is Belgium?
Corps, raspberry, pneumonia
What are words with a silent "P"?
BRIGEL
Small and sociable creatures that enjoy the company of humans.
What is a gerbil?
Forrest Gump's email password.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Who is Hannibal Lector?
This snack is commonly mistaken for a nut, but is actually a seed.
What is an almond?