Euro Euphemisms
He and Catherine of Aragon "called it quits" after 24 years of marriage
Henry VIII
*apple falls from tree* "Huh...interesting"
Isaac Newton
People we have studied whose name starts with C (either part of name)
Charles I, Charles II, Charles V, Christopher Columbus, Catherine the Great, Catherine d’Medici, Baldassare Castiglione, Oliver Cromwell, John Calvin, Jean-Baptiste Colbert, Nicolas Copernicus
It might be needed to open a door
Key (Turkey)
Those delis sell a mean chopped cheese
Lamine
Millions found themselves "under the weather" shortly after his arrival
Christopher Columbus
"I'm still trying to figure out how to make it staple automatically"
Johannes Gutenberg
Capitals of Europe
Berlin, Paris, Madrid, Lisbon, London, Dublin, Amsterdam, Moscow, Athens, Rome, Minsk, Sarajevo, Tallinn, Riga, Sofia, Ljubljana, Belgrade, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, Copenhagen, Skopje, Pristina, Prague, Vienna, Warsaw, Budapest, Bucharest, Reykjavik, Vilnius, Zagreb, Brussels, Tirana, Kyiv, Chisinau, Bern, Vatican City, Andorra La Vela
Leaves call it their home
Tree (Austria)
When I say up, you say down
Isaiah
A big pile of "number two" adds some comic relief to this 17th century turning point
Defenestration of Prague
"This Luther guy needs to shut up. I'm gonna call a meeting!"
Charles V
Branches of Christianity
Catholic, Protestant, Lutheran, Anglican, Calvinist, Anabaptist, Puritan, Eastern Orthodox
More: Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, Quaker, Pentecostal
Annoying thing to find growing in your garden
Weed (Sweden)
That's not a dog, that's a meerkat
Sameer
Her husband 'disappeared' after she seized power through a coup
Catherine the Great
"I should paint myself"
Albrecht Durer
Members of the Habsburg Family
Charles V, Philip II, Maria Theresa, Joseph II, Ferdinand II
Important joint in the leg
Knee (Germany/Bosnia/Albania)
A bull is a scary animal
Alyssa
He was "put to sleep" after a successful parliamentary rebellion
Charles I
"There's too much ice in my water."
Peter the Great
Thinkers of the 1600s (Scientific Revolution + Enlightenment)
Galileo, Descartes, Bacon, Newton, Hobbes, Locke, Swift
Adrenal, sweat, or salivary
Gland (England)
Kid Cudi just dropped a new album
Khadija