This person can't make it past the opening scene of a specific movie.
Who is Dad watching any minion movie?
Something dad desperately needed mom to find.
What is the piece?
What object did Christopher stick into his ears?
What are rocks?
"Hey Bernie. How's it going Bernie?"
Who is Dad?
A very LONG joke, constantly told by Dad (that doesn't even make sense)
What is a Stevie Wonder joke?
Christopher needs what to get through a dinosaur ride?
What is a space under the seat?
What specific sport did mom trip during trying to reach the finish line?
What is track?
"My friend Geri."
Who is Nanny?
Christopher struggles to perform this basic task when eating sopapillas. He gets it all over the table.
What is putting honey on his plate?
Dad needs what to be able to get through a cave?
What is a random Chinese man's water?
What important event did EJ miss that he later had to be photoshopped into?
What are Christopher and Ashley's wedding pictures?
Who is Danielle?
Which family member can't stay at the dinner table, and somehow always manages to escape?
Who is Geremiah?
What does Pa need in his salsa for it to be good?
What is hot?
When Dad gets new socks from Costco, what is the first thing he does?
What is number them?
Who is Christopher?
This person couldn't wait to eat, so before praying she took a bite of food. But it was okay because she "hadn't swallowed yet."
Who is Ashley?
Who do we need when there is a fire near by?
What is Christopher?
When did mom walk into Walmart, see the chaos, and turn around and walk out?
What is Black Friday Shopping?