Dr. Kite and Mr. Banks
Band Room Crimes
Panther Pride
Things Band Kids Say
Instrument Stereotypes
100
Dr. Kite says this when she wants everyone to listen.

Let me see your eyeballs.

100

Mr. Banks says, "Please don't play."  You should NOT..

Play your instrument.

100
Time for band class to start.

You are in your seat with your instrument  and music ready to play.

100

Someone stole my ________.

Music

100

This section gets fussed at the most.

Percussion

200

Mr. Banks has this many children.

2
200

Dr. Kite asks you to, "Mark something in your music."  You should not do this....

Use your finger to ACT like you are marking your music.

200

Your friend is having trouble with a fingering.

You help them by showing them the correct fingering or helping them look it up.

200

I can't play today because my reed is ____________.

Chipped

200

This section acts the most innocent.

Clarinets

300

Mr. Banks went college here.

Morehead State University

300

You play the Clarinet but find yourself walking by a percussion instrument.  You should NOT do this....

Play or touch the percussion instrument.

300
Dr. Kite or Mr. Banks is working with another section in the band, you are...
Being quite and listening because this might help you too.
300

Wait... are we suppose to have our instruments________?

Today

300

This section thinks they are the funniest.

Trombones

400

Mr. Banks plays this instrument.

Tuba

400

You don't know the fingering to one of your notes. You should not ask your teacher until you have done this...

Check your fingering chart

400

Band class is over and there are still stands out, you...

put them away even though you didn't use it.

400
What _________ are we on?

Page

400

This section is always perfect.

Flutes

500
Mr. Banks and his sister are....

Twins!

500
Mr. Banks asks you to spit out your gum.  You should never....

Keep chewing your gum or put it under your chair!

500

You see a fellow band member in the hallway having a bad day.  You guys aren't really friends but.....

You say something nice to them in hopes to brighten their day.

500

Do we have to __________ today?

Play

500

This section always forgets something

Saxohones