PAPA FACTS
Papa's Favorite Candy
Cherry Cordial
Sticky fingers, tin foil wrapping, and occasional cannon fire make up this memorable Tahachapi holiday.
4th of July (Fair)
Before stocking 80 cans of chili, maybe make sure have plenty of this essential item stored
WATER
This dreamy ballad, featured in Breakfast at Tiffany’s is sung by Audrey Hepburn
Moon River
This wall, built in 1961, famously divided a European city until its fall in 1989.
Berlin Wall
Papa's Bedtime attire:
Nothing but a gun
Burned Giblets, naked papa, car accidents, and a loose dog.
Christmas(2008)
When the satellites stop working, this little screen becomes nothing more than a shiny brick.
DON'T rely on GPS
Van Morrison took us “laughin’ and a-runnin’” through this 1967 hit
Brown Eyed Girl
This 1863 speech by Abraham Lincoln redefined the purpose of the American Civil War.
Gettysburg Address
Papa's Cell Tower Business Name:
Wireless Sites
Start your fire now KAY!
Thanksgiving 2016
DO master this medieval meat-saving method if you ever want to say, “I cured my own apocalypse ham.”
What is curing or smoking meat?
This Neil Diamond classic, released in 1969, is famous for its infectious “ba ba ba” chorus and sing-along appeal at sporting events.
Sweet Caroline
In 1215, this English document limited royal power and laid the foundation for constitutional law.
Magna Carta
Papa's Staple dish
Ginger Beef
White river rafting, tattoo ab boys, and matching Tee shirts made up this family trip!
Family reunion (Colorado)
Do this if you want to avoid becoming a “soup chef” forever
start a small survival garden
Often called the ultimate biker anthem, this 1968 Steppenwolf hit roared into pop culture with the line “Get your motor runnin’, head out on the highway.”
Born to Be Wild
This 1804 expedition, led by two explorers, was tasked with mapping the newly acquired Louisiana Territory.
Lewis and Clark Expedition
Papa brought the sheet music to this song to Nana, which became the catalyst for the rest of our existences.
Lara's Theme from Dr. Zhivago
Camping Mad Libs = _______
Hot Nana
It’s healthy now, but in long-term storage, this grain turns into a smelly science experiment.
brown rice
This psychedelic 1967 track by The Jimi Hendrix Experience opens with a famous distorted guitar riff and the lyric, “'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.”
Purple Haze
This 1919 international agreement sought to end World War I and included the controversial “war guilt” clause blaming Germany.
Treaty of Versailles