Papini Delicacies
This savory dish is a nostalgic Papini childhood classic
What is rice meat over rice?
Uh oh, your bladder is full. If you’re a true Papini, you’re probably saying this out loud.
What is “I gotta pee real bad, Laur”?
This “reflective” neighbor often has missing beer.
Who is Mira?
This janky item was never meant for long-term storage, but that didn’t stop it from being used that way.
What is the tent trailer?
This fast food item holds legendary status among the Papinis as a top-tier classic
What is a Western Bacon Cheeseburger?
Your fishing line just snapped. In true Papini fashion, this dramatic declaration means the trip is over.
What is “Jeremy, we’re going home!”?
To our knowledge, this Papini-adjacent family member is the only one to have won an Emmy.
Who is Uncle David?
Laurie is jokingly accused of having a hand in the mysterious demise of this “Native American"
Who is White Feather?
This sweet treat is a (sometimes) hard-to-find dessert that has earned legendary status in the Papini family.
What is Thrifty’s Chocolate Malted Crunch ice cream?
Uncle Nathan says this all the time, anytime—whether things go right, wrong, or sideways.
What is “Shooooooots”?
Name two of the three of Norman's most purchased items
What are lotto tickets, breathe rights, fixodent?
A Papini brother teamed up with this supporting actor to hatch a plan to steal a safe from the zoo.
Who is James Longero?
This Nona classic takes serious arm strength to stir, but the creamy, comforting result is worth every turn.
What is polenta?
You’re eating something delicious, and a nearby Papini is guaranteed to say this.
What is “Let me get a bite of that”?
This neighbor was known for walking up and down Virginia Way pushing a peculiar item down the road.
Who is Plate Head?
When this family fired a Papini sister from babysitting, the classic Papini reaction was to do this... on their porch.
What is light an M-1000?
You work hard for each bite of this veggie, often dipping the leaves in a generous amount of mayo.
What is an artichoke?
When you do something funny and someone asks you to do it again, Grandma Laurie shuts it down with this classic line.
What is “I ain't no comic book”?
This Papini brother lost their newspaper route job after getting caught stealing these promotional game pieces
What are McDonald’s Monopoly pieces?
The Papinis hatched a clever scheme and wristband system to crash company BBQs at this popular summer hot spot.
What is Waterworld?