Office Shenanigans
Hall of Shame
Day-to-Day
Paragon Lore
People of Paragon
100
This employee is know as the office garbage disposal for never refusing leftovers
Who is Jeff Gilliss
100
When this person sneezes, Xplornet says "Bless You"
Who is Eric
100
This employee's catchphrase is "that sounds right"
Who is Gregg
100
For the second year running, this department has grown the most in the last year.
What is the Mechanical Dept.
100
This employee is Paragon's newest mom
Who is Kayla
200
This employee has been dubbed the "Office Trash Goblin"
Who is Titus
200
The only Office Incident Report in Paragon History belongs to this person.
Who is Mason Asbell
200
This employee is better known as "Chocolate Thunda"
Who is Norm
200
The vending machines are contributing towards this future Paragon employee's education fund.
Who is Caleb
(Gregg's son)
200
"Donkeys" is this persons endearing term for their coworkers.
Who is Trevor
300
This person is always the star of Paragon's Christmas tree.
Who is Garth
300
This employee has been banned from taking maternity leave ever again.
Who is Chelsea
300
This employee throws around "I bet you" so much, they could open their own casino.
Who is Tim Wood
300
This is why Garth is banished from a certain area in the office
What is the Great Server Incident of 2023.
300
This Paragon Employee originates from the furthest away.
Who is Ailene (Davao City, Philippines)
Honorable mention to Jason Racoma (Cebu City, Philippines)
400
This moonlighting wrestler has been elected Paragon Security.
Who is Brandon aka Ethan Knight.
400
This employee is taking 10 years to get their P.Eng
Who is Katie
400
This office couple has been known to have the most lunch dates.
Who are Fred & Norm.
400
This is the month and year that Paragon was established.
What is December of 2018.
400
This employee has a farm business on the side (and we are waiting for the day they show up on a tractor)
Who is Colin Watts
500
Paragon's most hated donut.
What is Sprinkles
500
This person will definitely be the most intoxicated tonight.
Who is Tickles (aka Fred)
500
This department is the most jealous over others Lunch & Learns.
What is Structural.
500
These are the 7 "Founding Fathers of Paragon"
Who are Eric, Jeff, Fred, Ben, Garth, Tim Wood & Chuck Bliss
500
This employee moonlights as a youtube camping guru
Who is Jason Crawford
600
Our office Swiftie.
Who is Bruce.
600
This person is always the culprit behind food left to rot in the fridge.
Who is Norman.
600
Paragon's farthest commuter.
Who is Kieran (Moncton, NB)
600
This is the address of Paragon's FIRST office.
What is 151 Brunswick Street
600
This employee is Paragon's Fire Marshal, Rapper & newest Dad-to-Be.
Who is Mike (RBO)
