Office Shenanigans
Hall of Shame
Day-to-Day
Paragon Lore
People of Paragon
100
This employee is know as the office garbage disposal for never refusing leftovers.
Who is Jeff
100
When this person sneezes, Xplornet says "Bless You".
Who is Eric
100
This employee's catchphrase is "that sounds right".
Who is Gregg
100
This employee is easily recognizable while urinating behind closed doors.
Who is Chuck Bliss
100
This employee is Paragon's newest mom.
Who is Kayla
200
This employee has been dubbed the "Office Trash Goblin".
Who is Titus
200
The only Office Incident Report in Paragon History belongs to this person.
Who is Mason Asbell
200
This person's handwriting is so bad, they should have been a doctor.
Who is Fred
200
The vending machines are contributing towards this future Paragon employee's education fund.
Who is Caleb
(Gregg's son)
200
"Donkeys" is this persons endearing term for their coworkers.
Who is Trevor
300
This person is always the star of Paragon's Christmas tree.
Who is Garth
300
This employee has been banned from taking maternity leave ever again.
Who is Chelsea
300
This employee throws around "I bet you" so much, they could open their own casino.
Who is Tim Wood
300
This person is usually in the office after hours singing their heart out.
Who is Houtan
300
This Paragon Employee originates from the furthest away.
Who is Ailene (Davao City, Philippines)
Honorable mention to Jason Racoma (Cebu City, Philippines)
400
This moonlighting wrestler has been elected Paragon Security.
Who is Brandon aka Ethan Knight.
400
This employee is taking 10 years to get their P.Eng.
Who is Katie
400
This office couple has been known to have the most lunch dates.
Who are Fred & Norm.
400
This is the address of Paragon's last office.
What is 354 King Street
(Bonus point for Suite 250)
400
This employee has a farm business on the side (and we are waiting for the day they show up on a tractor).
Who is Colin Watts
500
This is Paragon's most hated donut.
What is Sprinkles
500
This person will definitely be the most intoxicated tonight.
Who is Tickles (aka Fred)
500
This department is the most jealous over others Lunch & Learns.
What is Structural
500
Name 3 of the 7 "Founding Fathers of Paragon"
Who are Eric, Jeff, Fred, Ben, Garth, Tim Wood & Chuck Bliss
500
This employee moonlights as a YouTube camping guru.
Who is Jason Crawford
600
This person recently attended a Taylor Swift concert in Toronto and has been dubbed our office "Swiftie".
Who is Bruce
600
This person is usually the culprit behind food left to rot in the fridge.
Who is Norman.
600
This person is Paragon's farthest commuter.
Who is Kieran (Moncton, NB)
600
This employee is Paragon's Fire Marshall, Rapper & newest Dad-to-Be.
Who is Mike (RBO)
600
This employee plays guitar in a band called "Lunch Meat".
Who is Alex