People of Paragon
Paragon History
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Almost Famous
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Day to Day
100

This employee's wife makes the most delicious cookies

Who is Tim

100

 In December of this year, Paragon was established

What is 2018

100

This employee crashed the system and has been banished from the server room

Who is Garth

100

Better known as “Rockangel,” this employee has a youtube channel showcasing his drumming skills

Who is Houtan

100

This employee usually makes the first pot of coffee every day

Who is Fred

200

This person takes 20 minutes to tell a 20 second story

Who is Norm

200

An office tradition. When celebrating something, employees are encouraged to bring these into the office

What are Donuts

200

This employee is most likely to go on vacation when a package is going out

Who is Fred.

200

To Eric's dismay, this employee proudly celebrates “Hawaiian Shirt Friday"

Who is Chuck Boudreau

200

This employee should get the trophy for most Ugly Christmas Sweaters worn this year

Who is Kieran

300

This employee is the most recent to get an iron ring

Who is Alex

300

Tuesdays are commonly known as…

What is Pizza Tuesday

300

This employee almost flipped the bridge inspection van.

Who is Mike

300

Working at Paragon for 3+ years now, this employee is better known for his rap name "R-BO"

Who is Mike

300

This employee has to duck when walking through some doorways

Who is Chuck Bliss

400

With a heart of gold, this employee is best known for adopting senior animals

Who is Katie

400

This department has grown the most in the last year

What is Mechanical / Piping

400

Although denying it at first, this employee was the culprit of the Broken Scanner ordeal

Who is Jeff

400

This employee is best known for “Sweater Vest Thursdays"

Who is Trevor

400

This employee was the third (and hopefully last) Boudreau to be hired at the office

Who is Nathan

500

 This person is best known for the phrase “let me put some thought into that…”

Who is Ben

500

Head of the Structural department, this employee also carries the title of company President

Who is Eric

500

This employee drives so slow on the highway, he gets outrun by a school bus

Who is Gregg

500

This is the hardest working piece of equipment at the office.

What is the men’s toilet

500

We've recently realized that the office cannot run without this admin person

Who is Chelsea