Person: “Bro can’t you see him, he is so bald, his head is shining like a disco ball”
Who is Berk?
Who can't tie his shoes the adult way?
Who is Aron?
Who is Born?
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
Who is an echo?
She spins. She sips. She’s elegance, espresso, and unhinged energy in one chaotic name.
What is ballerina cappuccina?
Person: “too little tongue for my liking”
Who is Boudewijn?
Who slept at a random doorway in Utrecht?
Who is Ziad?
Fishing is the manliest thing he/she did. They used that picture on tinder to catch a nice match.
Who is Kiki?
I’m not spoken in Tokyo, but I sound like Elena is really into it.
Elegant, dramatic, and probably spoken by someone whose middle name is Shanice.
What exquisite language am I?
What is Yappanese?
A dramatic amphibian casualty reported in every fake war ever. RIP, fallen soldier.
What is bombardillo crocodillo?
Person: At least this season taught me a lot of patience
Who is Sebatron?
Who is Boudewijn?
A goalkeeper for the guys football team in primary school just because they were fat so they covered the entire goal
Who is Natalia?
I have keys but no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go outside. What am I?
What is a keyboard?
This highly evolved primate lives exclusively on a diet of syllables and potassium, often heard shouting in the jungle of your For You Page.
What is Chimpanzini Bannanini?
*talking about jesus* Person: "Can he turn my sperm into wine as well"
Who is Sam?
They broke their little finger back in the day because their mom jumped on it
Who is Jeroen?
Washing the dishes, was the girliest thing he/she have ever done
Who is Keith?
I come once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. What am I?
What is the letter M?
This nonsensical opera of “tralas” and “traleles” is the national anthem of TikTok delusion.
What is tralalelo tralala?
Person: after 100 years I wouldn't mind getting touched
Who is Irina?
When he/she was a kid, they had car sickness and while they were playing Mario on the new console, he/she threw up on it and the console died.
Who is Kasia?
You measure my life in hours, and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin, and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?
What is a candle?
The sound of spiritual awakening at 4 a.m., echoing through your skull like a Gregorian bass drop.
What is tung tung tung tung sahur?