What Charlotte loves most about herself according to her most recent report.
What is Jesus?
This candy themed object made of yarn and created by Dad hung proudly on Carrel Ave for many years.
What is a gumball machine?
A Jew Kick In
Who is Jack Winkel?
What are chairs and a table?
This neighbor, who reportedly believed herself to be a tiger, was run over by a car on Winding Glen's most infamous day.
Who is Monica Tyler?
A hungry child's famous question: "Are those..." this salty snack.
What are cheese balls?
A perk of staying home as a Parisi girl? Painting these sea creatures.
What are sand dollars?
AI Patel
Who is Pat Elia?
Dad's gift to Megan, sitting in her kitchen.
What is a table?
After the Winding Glen Run Over accident, neighbor Gus ran over to our house imploring us to call this oddly phrased phone number.
What is nine eleven?
This firey word repeated was intended to soothe Mom as she received her epidural.
What is burning?
After Megan saw the music box Katie intended to gift her for Christmas, Katie and Dad instead meanly wrapped this object for Megan to open on Christmas morning.
What is a block of wood?
Cash Lee Luck Jr
Who is Jack Schueller?
We were all grateful when Dad's phase of restoring these old-timey music players ended.
What are victrolas?
While the Winding Glen Run Over suspects were apprehended on our front lawn, the Parisi girls sat at the front door eating this for dinner.
What is chili?
The infamous phrase spoken by Lizzie's uncle in response to a fishing invitation from Mr. Darcy in the 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.
What is "I would be delighted"?
Praise Via
Who is Eva Parisi?
Dad's creation for Rachel, currently housed in her front hall.
What is a desk?
Despite the fact that he was not actually involved in the Winding Glen Run Over incident, neighbors organized an unsuccessful boycot against this local worker.
Who is the ice cream man?
The beer-themed saying that graced the SFHS sign in '83 after a rebellious graduation act.
What is "It's Miller time"?
A frequently cited example of her "independent" childhood, Mom made shareable snacks with this type of cracker for her elementary school class.
What are oyster crackers?
Dicey Throat
Aunt Susan's grab bag gift to dad one year included these objects with which he woodworked (hint: there's at least one in the garage right now).
What are barrels?