Party Theory
Under the party success axiom, this is one of the most core components to a successful party, and must be provided at a general loss to the host
What is alcohol?
Parker received the Sexus from this individual
Who is his father?
This girl had her first kiss with Parker Harris before developing into a megalomaniac
Who is Aneesa?
A monetary inquisition from Parker that gives him extra time to finish an academic paper
What is Venmo request an extension?
The Greek historian Herodotus called this country "The Gift of the Nile"
What is Egypt?
This quantifiable measure of personal value is adjusted up or down after a party one throws or attends
What is social stock?
This item in the Sexus is damaged near beyond repair, but still works to an extent
What is the phone charger?
Parker was recently propositioned by these two people who live in close proximity
Who are Rebecca and Naomi?
A rousing shout of Parker's excitement that encourages proper civic participation in elections
What is LET's GOOOO to the polls?
In 1993 this country ruled by Prince Rainier officially joined the U.N.
What is Monaco?
Who is Chloé?
What is 2006?
This grade was given to Parker's recent hook-up, Vani, by other members of the suite
What is 4?
The possible crossover location of a show Parker enjoys and a popular Utah based ski town
What is Southpark city Utah?
Most of this country's people are Basotho, & speak English & Sesotho as their official languages
What is Lesotho?
This sphere of invitees under Harris' first party theory are not allowed to invite others to the party
These people are not allowed to open the doors of the Sexus near other vehicles unless under tight supervision
Who are Ben and Chris?
This is the "Parker Effect"
What is the ability to attract women that is simultaneously not understood by any man?
It's a branch of math or, in dentistry, a hardened plaque on the teeth
What is calculus?
Country in which you'd find the Southern Carpathians, or Transylvanian Alps
What is Romania?
The primary goal of a party that follows Harrisian principles
What is networking?
There are too small paint chips on this part of the Sexus, received during a parental visit to Carolina in Spring 2021
What is the back-left bumper?
The duration of many of Parker Harris' relationships
What is 11 months?
Atoms with the same atomic number but different mass numbers are termed this
What are isotopes?
It was expelled from the Federation of Malaysia in August 1965 & became a republic a month later
What is Singapore?