Quotable Quotes
"I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best Friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."
Who is Ron Swanson?
Pawnee's first and only entertainment media conglomerate
What is Entertainment 720?
This law is ruining the country
What is child labor laws?
This councilman has irritable bowel syndrome
Who is Jeremy Jamm?
This eccentric tv host has many erotic portraits
Who is Joan Callamezzo?
"Stop pooping"
This high-end Kahlua style liquor is a hit at the popular city lounge
What is Snake Juice?
This private corporation has an impeccable business model
Who is Chuck E Cheese?
This city planner once told Ron Swanson to shut up
Who is Mark Brendanaweiz?
The Wamapoke Tribal elder who also owns the Casino
Who is Ken Hotate?
"If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?"
Who is Ron Swanson
Sweetums' released this products to be sold at the parks. It's a block of sugar.
NutriYum bars
The celery of dessert
What is Frozen Yogurt?
This department is "a bunch of burned out morons"
What is Animal control?
This accountant explains Quicksbook pro multiple times throughout the series
Who is Barney Varmn?
"I hate salad"
Who is Leslie Knope?
This is the biggest size drink you can order at Paunch Burger
What is child?
Three ways to motivate people
What is money, fear and hunger?
This parks employee wanted to read the Avatar book before watching the movie but then found out there was no book.
Who is Carl Lorthner?
This ex turns Ron into a "neutered wimp"
Tammy 1
"Say goodbye to your father"
Who is Orin?
This Dennis Feinstein fragrance is Tom's cologne cloud in episode "94 meetings"
What is attack?
These are the three acceptable haircuts
What is high and tight, crew cut and buzz cut?
On Monday's from 12-4 and all day Wednesday's this councilman performs magic around town
Who is Douglass Howser?
April's boyfriend's boyfriend
Who is Ben?