The people of Parma
Only in Parma
Pts
Terms used in the office
The toys of Parma
100

Who asks for palm tree pictures?

Jackie

100

We hide him around the office.  This is our fourth version??  What is his name?

Ballz Pro

100

This kind and sweet pt is a CAVS fan and will stop by Jackie’s office to tell her about the “best picture of the day”

S.

100

Another name for “chunky”

“Chonky”

100

Mack learned the rules to this game and taught it to us over lunch.  It’s hard!!!

Set

200

Goes to ALS clinic on the first Tuesday of every month

Mindy

200

The current number of ducks

10

200

Michelle’s pts often buy a craft for this pt that belongs to Jackie

A.C

200

What Jackie calls the “luteal” stage

Lithuania 

200

If you know AW, you will know he always wants to play this game.  Michelle now pretends it’s broke 

Candy Land

300

Was recently baptized 

Colleen

300

This was recently repaired.  Not a good place to hide a duck

Light

300

This adult pt must always have her sticker before leaving and brings a special pack of cards.  DO NOT call her Lizzy.

L.

300

Mindy says she is a self-proclaimed this word meaning “older person” (Even though she isn't!)

Old-bitty

300

Got a cog pt?  Give this game involving cars to them.

Rush hour

400

Just completed a half-marathon

Michelle

400

This person was fired for “socks and crocs”

Shenyia

400

Here is a quote from this man “WWWHHHAAATTTT?!?!”

also UNO champ

J.B

400

This is a term Michelle learned for the first time this year.  It happened when an intense bout of snow hit our area

SQUALL

400
The ring stacker that spins.  Jackie made up the name for this.

Twirly

500

Likes to try and do more squats than originally stated.

Lea

500

This person didn’t even last two weeks before quitting as PSR

Stephanie

500

this pts mom constantly changes insurances and generally gets on Heathers nerves.  

In addition…mom and dad make these appointments extremely awkward. 

J.L.

500

You do not want to be this type of pt.  Jackie will label you this if you are essentially a brat

Twerp 

500

The office has been known to play this game during snow days.

Scatagories