Dad Jokes
When is a door not a door
When it is ajar
What is the final lyric from the That's so Raven theme song?
Yep that's me!"
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick
What is Carrie's favorite food?
a. Sushi
b. Burgers
c. Pizza
a. Sushi
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten Tickles
In the movie Toy Story, What are the names of Andy's 2 favorite toys?
Woody and Buzz Lightyear
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
Finish this quote:
"Welcome to the salty splatoon, ___ ____ ___ ___"
"How tough are ya?"
What is the name of Carrie's cat?
Moomoo
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
What Disney character is know for his magic carpet and monkey sidekick?
Aladdin
Double Jeopardy!!
I'm tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A Candle
Who said the following quote:
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy"
Plankton
What is Carrie's favorite color?
a. Green
b. Yellow
c. Purple
b. Yellow
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
How many thingamabobs does Ariel from the little mermaid have?
20, but who cares?...
What is so fragile, it breaks just by saying its name?
Silence
Finish this quote:
"You don't need a license to..."
"...drive a sandwich"
How long has Carrie been in a relationship with Imani?
1 Year
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Which Disney princess has the longest hair?
Rapunzel
I’m found in socks, scarves, mittens, and the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
Who was Patrick talking to when he said the following quote:
"Firmly Grasp it!"
Squidward
What is Carrie's phone background?
a. Her girlfriend
b. Her cat
c. Her mom
b. Her cat