Origins
The sperm of (most) of this family once worked at Alcoa, carrying this number one selling product and element 13 on the periodic table
Aluminum
I stalked Joeys Facebook and found an artistic post quoting "You know without a doubt the __ wants to eat you, see people are different, they pretend to like you" discussing this large and scaly reptilian creature
Alligator
Holly had one too many of these drinks and attempted a jump into the above-ground inflatable swimming pool
Bloody Mary
This colorless depressant was once used to fuel lamps, as a surgical antiseptic, and to make very bad decisions like maggie losing a shoe or Kevin making samantha cry during a drink for drink competition on Easter
Ethanol
During many of the jokes that make us cry laughing, Dad will state this, which is a quote that occurred involving Aunt Amy in a game and a scaly underwater creature
Its like a Baby fish mouth
The clan once lived in BFE Georgia with this street of their humble abode meaning "Mouth of this tall stout grass producing cereal grain" or a village in West Lothian, Scotland
Abercorn
Samantha posted a photo post wisdom teeth surgery saying her sisters suck because they ate her leftovers from this sandwich restaurant, half the name being of one of our dead cats!
Tucker Dukes
Bryce was once instructed by our fab Uncle David to order him a cocktail post Lauren wedding and calling our a dad a douche with this precise type of alcohol
Titos Vodka
This body part can taste garlic even if it does not touch your mouth. Our family member tried to sell pictures of this
Foot
I like your design
Although we were not all born in Florida this has become the settling place for the party of nine. As all states have their iconic symbols, Florida has this specific state flower and bird
(name at least one)
Orange Blossom and Mockingbird
Lauren posted a picture in 2010 of Frankie with a bra pad on top of his head quoting "my dog is___:)"
Jewish
Maggie once sprayed this cleaner in her eyes and had to be strapped to be a board in order to flush the chemicals out
Lime-A-Way
A group of flamingos is called this.. Also a word Samantha and Maggie could use to describe their ex boyfriends
Flamboyance
We quote this as a reference to a video from lauren wearing a crewneck with her pajamas collar popped over as she is a scholar
I went to an ivy league colletch
The Vidmar last name is claimed to have originated from two different countries. One with the capital Zagbreb, name that country
Croatia
Olivia once had a Youtube channel and posted a video of this talking dog app quoting in the title "WTF?! __ is gay!!"
WTF?! Ben is gay!!
Aunt Linda once rode down the stairs banister at the home in Georgia and said this historical line
This animal is responsible for the most car damage in the US every year and its not even that big... It also bit Joe on a walk with Kali
Squirrel
This nickname was given to our gray chicken dog Frankie as a result of a scene of Bella naming her kid in twilight
Frenesme