The Ten Plagues
Doge cuts to the Dept of Agriculture could lead to the spread of this food hazard.
What is cattle disease?
This man awoke to injustice when he saw an overseer beating a slave.
Who is Moses?
Kermit shares his weekly wisdom.
What is a frog's blog?
This person was not excited to be asked repeatedly to be a leader. Went as far as asking, “Please…make someone else your agent.”
Who is Moses?
This can grow to the size of two feet and can contribute to bad breath.
What is horseradish?
Now that the measles are making a comeback, in RFK’s vaccine free version of the U.S., we might all end up with these on our skin.
What are boils?
This supreme court justice co-authored an essay on women in the Seder.
Who is RBG?
God brought forth a sickness--but it is really hard to define.
What is a vague plague?
This person never takes the advice of their mother.
Who is the foolish child?
In 2009, Chef Anthony Sylvestry made one that measured 22.9” wide and weighed 267 lbs.
What is a matzah ball?
This plague best represents the mood of everyone who believes in science, democracy and our shared humanity.
What is darkness?
This man was a former slave who escaped, wrote an autobiography of his experience and became a powerful anti-slavery orator.
Who is Frederick Douglas?
The briss had to be postponed because he was afflicted by plague number 7.
What is the mohel’s boil?
Pictures of this would be enough to turn anyone vegan.
What is cattle disease?
Not only can this Seder plate regular help with bad breath, but it also has some enzymes that can help with digestion.
What is parsley?
When Trump released water it didn’t help Los Angeles but the flooding might have created a habitat for these.
What are frogs?
They are showing up at every Tesla dealership across the country to protest Musk.
Who are the furious people of this country?
That toned bone on the Seder plate must do a lot of these.
What is Shank plank?
She is an iconic older sister who could keep a good beat.
Who is Miriam?
Rich in calcium, fiber, potassium, magnesium, Vitamin C this Seder staple dates back to the time of antiquity.
What is salt?
And to poorly paraphrase a yiddish curse. "May every member of Trump's cabinet own a hundred houses with a hundred kitchens in each house, and the finest, most expensive foods, and be served breakfast fit for a king/queen each morning in a different kitchen in a different house, prepared for you special by a hundred different chefs, and as you swallow your coffee may you realize too late it is filled with this.
What is blood?
This rebellion during the Holocaust was planned for, and took place during, Passover.
What is the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising?
How long until we get to eat? I don’t want to sing the four questions. Do we have to do the second night? How would you describe this person?
What is a Seder hater?
He has ghosted us every year.
Who is Elijah?
You can't spend more than 1080 seconds making this.
What is matzah?