Dad
What is Dad's middle name?
Rodney
Who in his life inspired his military career?
Grandpa Shipe
Where did Dad work before going Active duty?
GE
What bothers dad more? Laziness or IBS?
He can answer
Who is a better investigator when their son is lying: Batman or Dad?
Dad by a longshot
What does Dad say when he is referencing how good someone is at something? Hint: starts with L
He's legit
Who has been a long standing military friend of Dad's? He spoke through zoom at Dads promotion to colonel.
Tim Connelly
What ministry did dad use to run for a time a COP?
Bus ministry
What issues has caused dad massive headaches and caused him to spend thousands of dollars to clean the vents over and over and over and over again?
Supposed sinus Issues
Who has inherited Dads stomach problems and anxiety?
Kinsley
Who did Dad leave mom for in highschool?
Holly
What is the name of the base/barricks Dad was on when he was in the war college?
Carlisle
What is Dads callsign in the military?
Smokey 6
Finish this qoute from Dad "Are you sure you like her, she's kinda big, just remember, whatever she looks like now add ___ pounds when she gets older"
50
What criteria had to be met for dad to say a movie is gonna be good?
There are male actors in it
What other grown man did Dad say he would go for if he was Gay?
Tom Selleck
What did Dad use to wipe hiimself after crapping during a run in military school?
Glove(disgusting)
What does dad say when he doesnt like what you said?
Wrong answer
What attribute did dad describe mom as during their wedding?
Loyal
How many hours of research will dad do on an item he wants to buy? Bonus if you can guess how long after being interested in something that he buys it?
When did dad learn how to take care of jacobs diabetes?
Ladies conference 2011 Virginia(diagnosed years before btw)
At his peak, how many times did dad check that the door was locked before bed?
idk like 4 because of supposed ptsd :(
Jk its real
What does dad hate more, if you drink his water(when Jacob was younger it was drinking his beer), or if you lay on his side of the bed?
probably the Bed
How long does it take for Dads voice to go out when he preaches?
First Word
Everyone say their favorite thing about Dad!
So much to choose from