tense times and mishaps
the ol' classics
terms and phrases
O.G. patch-life
Salke x Wachter
100

This phrase stood starkly against the going-ons of a political community.

What is PLACEMAT DINNER?

100

You can't break Patcher's spirit when he's doing this task in a speedy and eager fashion.

What is doing the dishes?

100

What one Patcher famously says when frustrated, concerned, disgusted, or annoyed.

What is "Ack"?

100

One dreamy man's medical specialty.

Who is the foot doctor?

100

The specific place the Salke twins first met Liza and Patcher.

What is the Rockingham Kitchen?

200

After a rough day of securing a travel document, one Patcher couldn't stop themselves from saying this.

What is 10 years?

200

You can't deny how great one Patcher is at negotiating this business activity.

What is a R.O.F.R. or right of first refusal?

200

The colloquial name for an essential part of the Rockingham ecosystem.

What is the crow pool?

200

Our favorite podcaster!

Who is Delilah Samson?

200

The source of the first Covid tests available to Patchers.

What is the Clinton Covid Tests?

300

One Patcher totally spilt-the-beans when they made this texting faux pas.

What is texting Kelly Coffee and asking if she in in Providence?

300

After a wild weekend at Brahm's wedding, this is the funniest thing we have on camera.

What is Liza's impression of Patcher coughing during the ceremony?

300

The pet-name of a space that one Patcher desperately yearned for.

What is Spanish Villa?

300

The time of day that a classic Patcherverse beverage hits the best.

What is in the middle of the night? 

300

On the first Salke-Wachter out-of-home activity, we couldn't stop saying this.

What is "the poppies will make you sleep"?

400

A source of discord revolving around the daily tasks of the Rockingham house, this thing caused many a tense conversation.

What is Jonny taking out the trash?

400

A scene that one thoughtful Patcher composed as a gift to another Patcher during early covid days.

What is a painting of Grateful Dead bears going up the Koflbahn?

400

A term used communally to dissuade one patcher from making an unhealthy decision.

What is "Global Pandemic"?

400

Like the Shel Silverstein's "The Giving Tree" gives the boy an apple from his branches, this is the best thing one relative ever did.

What Fern giving Becca Rammy?

400

What object united Becca, Georgia, and Kate at school.

What is maribel/pink stuffy?

500

These home-owners indirectly denied a Patcher visit for inspiration.

Who is Jim Belushi and co?

500

Where did one Patcher invasively surprise another with a cleanliness product?

What is the post office?

500

This statement led to an uproar on "We're Golfing" after one Patcher spoke too soon about someone in another chat.

What is "Not a huge fan of G-Man?"

500

These wild statuettes totally lit up the room in one Rockingham space.

What are Zuri's giraffe lamps?
500

You can't walk-around the fact that this was an insane Patcherverse coincidence.

What is seeing Jaglom in Santa Monica?