Annoying Relatives
The Gelson’s
CPA stuff
Potpourri
Around the World in 96 Years
100

The Aunt who nobody cared for—especially Ruth...

Who is Aunt Roz?

100

The eldest of the supermarket brothers.

Who was Eugene?

100

This S.S. nearly sunk a fresh Accountant.

Who is Sam Singer?

100

This rectangular object housed the twins immediately upon birth.

What is a shoe-box?

100

The highlight cruise trip...pre-Coronavirus

Where is China?

200

This Mexican playboy Cousin overstayed his SoCal welcome.

Who is Sergio Levine?

200

She ran off with the local landscaper.

Who is Ann Gelson?

200

Once commented "he counts the money and I spend it".

Who is Ruth Matlin?

200

Periodical of Paper Route Lore

What is the Los Angeles Examiner?

200

The long-time travel companions

Who are Ben and Blanche?

300

This scoundrel cousin pilfered his parents estate with little remorse, never to be seen again.

Who is David Luber?

300

This one loves guns, Johnny Cash and mountain women.

Who is Gary Gelson?

300

This S.S. lured away one-half of the Dynamic Duo.

What was Standard Shows?

300

This was the boys college fraternity at USC. 

What is TEP? (Tau Epsilon Phi)

300

It was forgotten and left behind on the ship

What are Paul’s dress shoes?

400

This relative got off his meds and exposed himself at Union Station.

Who is Jack Hirshfield?

400

This wife went on to marry a store manager.

Who is Ellen Gelson?

400

He’s practicing without a license, but hey, it’s for free! 

Who is Paul Matlin?

400

This City kindly named a street after him.

Where is Rancho Bernardo? (Also Ramona, in San Diego)

400

Where the ginger family came to the rescue when the new Rambler broke down in a storm

Where is Lake Arrowhead?

500

This entire family is credited with inspiring both the Weight Watchers and Atkin’s diet craze.

Who are the Markowitz’s?

500

This former trust-funder can’t help bagging free food, even at a wake.

Who is Debbie Gelson?

500

Approximately 34.

What are the number of free family and friend tax returns Paul can prepare and still make a living?

500

He drove this jalopy til it conked out at a truck weigh-station outside of Oxnard.

What is a Nash Rambler?

500

The familiar musical troupe that kicked off the World Cruise

What is the USC Marching Band? Fight on!