but i'm just a baby
The Supernatural & Divine
oh we're not with them
techno
dat dat dat dat italian guy
100

This member of the Paulson clan confused the words for tennis shoe and tissue in their youth. 

What is Aubrielle?

100
Aubrielle once answered the phone with these three words of prayer.

What are "Dear Heavenly Father"?

100

Rough! Mom has a criminal record due to this incident.

What is letting Koa out of the yard?

100

[religion] [family place holder] [#]

Who is mom?

100

From the beginning, he had impulses he couldn't control. (1 sentence)

you smack me, i smack you!

200

This monetary unit was mispronounced by Brinton through middle school.
Must name the real word & mispronunciation

What are coin and corn?

200

this person was nicknamed after this large book as a youth due to his or her large knowledge base (name book and person)

who is sterling and human encyclopedia?

200
Finish this phrase: 

Locken's mortuary -

You stab 'em, we slab 'em
200
savage insect #

Who is brinton?

200

I was potty trained when I was 3. (one short phrase + one sentence)

Of course, you are the conductor of the potty train.

300

This building was the site in which Arianna threw up all over the gym floor in front of all of her classmates

What is Neff Elementary School?

300

The most widely conceived conception story of Ku'u

What is lesbian immaculate conception?

300

These three foods most commonly make up a Wasgren Christmas

What are spaghetti, garlic bread, & salad with italian dressing?

300

barbiegirl[name]@yahoo.com

Who is ari?

300

This is the sacred book of the Disguisey way. (one question)

Like a Boy Scout handbook?

400

Aubrielle was playing this position when she peed her pants on the softball field

What is shortstop?

400

SMP was forced to write an apology letter to his rival school and disqualified from the competition after comparing them to which work of literature?

What is Dante's Inferno / WCHS?
400

After reading this tip in a magazine, Joe Clifton ate this food every day in hopes to raise his testosterone

What are rum soaked raisins?

400

challengergirl99@gmail.com

Who is aubrielle?

400

Are you mocking my husband? (one sentence)

Are you mocking my husband?

500

This alcohol, also used as a clue in a murder, was most commonly used to fill Toby's baby bottle.

What is Peppermint Schnapps?

500

Amy saw these for a time, even resulting in a nickname for another family member. 

What are auras?

500

This member of the family has a family cheer/song that they recited each evening as a child

Who is Hunter Gibbons?

500

buckeyedoc
(400 extra points if you name platform/website)

Who is dad, 43feet.com?

500

My father....your son....holy cannoli, you are my sister! (2 sentences)

You don't have a sister, pea brain. I'm your grandfather.